oh goodness- no, miss! he’s not holding anyone hostage! he would never do that, he’s such a sweet man once you get to know him! i know he’s a little intimidating and rough at first, but he’s so warm and kind deep down 💛 you should come over sometime! i’ll make tea and the three of us can all sit and chat! don’t tell him i told you this but.. i think he might have a little crush on you 🥺
- @dovieanon 🐤
He’d never do that, huh? My my, he sure has made some impression on you. I’m not sure if I’m welcome over there, darling. But you’re welcome to come see me any time.
And oh? A little crush? If so, he has a strange way of showing it. Pretty sure last time we were in the same room he was trying to blow my brains out. That didn’t end too well for him. I can be quite the pain in his ass.