OK SO I’m just gonna treat this as a master post for this au I drafted months agooo
I can’t write, but if I could, the main plot would be focusing on qpr divorce quartet straight after a massive fallout (cough cough like the start of double life) learning to love eachother again as they are stuck living in the same house <3
here’s the character pages! Warning, it’s purely self indulgent, I made this a long while ago just for fun and jokes, so it won’t be exactly accurate to how the characters are presented in the life series
I really like the idea of Cleo being into medicine cause the zombie thing lmao
ALOT MORE DOODLES AND NOTES UNDER THE CUT
And snowbugs. Wink
Ok FIRST, more notes about the characters and the world around them;
* it was originally the 3 gs living together until 2 years in
-> * They were looking for a new roommate (more than enough room + expensive rent) and pearl vouched for her ‘friends friend’ martyn.
* They were a qpr for a while (gs invited martyn to join aswell) but they had a major fallout and are still trying to work past that. - they are stuck living together soooo :> awkarddddd
* All polyamorous <3 most people are probably poly (I’m poly and self projecting) i just think everyone should hold hands and love eachother sometimes
* Gem and the Scott’s exist <3 small cover band, they play in pubs and small venues sometimes
* Scott works at a florist shop called ‘poppie blooms’ teehee
* Imp + skizz + tango work in a tattoo /piercing shop - Zeds a glorified receptionist
* Cleo has stitches on her neck because of an accident when she was younger - but kids called her a zombie growing up because of it
* Grian inherited a small bakery, and begrudgingly opened it with his mates. He now runs the bad boys bread bakery, his friend jimmy and Joel are employed.
* but They seriously call each over bad boys.
* And babe.
* Martyn becomes and honorary bad boy because he was desperate for work.
-> *it’s actually been going really well for them in the bakery, they didn’t know until after it opened, but Joel’s surprisingly good at baking
* however Scott’s notoriously known for loving baking + being good at it, and Joel despises him for it lmaoo
* Ren is a high school drama teacher.
* Martyn’s been trying to turn rens ‘indie comic passion project’ red winter into a film
* Ren, doc, martyn and false have a dnd campaign together that’s been going for 5 years now
*cleo crochets and sews. Most of Scott’s cardigans were made from Cleo.
* Tilly is a rescue dog - she was neglected by her previous family. Pearl insisted on taking her home from her work.
* The others don’t actually like Tilly, but they don’t say anything because they know how happy she makes pearl
->* Scott has a mild allergy to dog fur
->* Cleo is scared of big dogs ( won’t admit it)
->* Tilly just decided she and martyn were opps one day (she steals his food and chews his stuff - he’s not pleased)
* Martyn and scott have really unhealthy sleep schedules but scott wakes up ridiculous early and martyn falls asleep ridiculously late
* pearl sleeps a lot.
* Scott’s love language is physical touch
* Cleo’s is gift giving
* Pearls is words of affirmation
* Martyn’s is acts of service.
AND NOW, BONUS DOODLES!!
And a celebratory snowbugs if your still reading for that
honest to god i thought the DQMAU you were referring to was some dairy queen modern au you just came up with??? i’ve been following you for months i know about the divorce quartet au but somehow i convinced myself you just thought up a dairy queen au and were very excited to get working on it
Anon…. Why. What is wrong with you... /silly
IM ACTUASOKY SOBBING 😭😭😭💥💥TAHSTSOFUNNY IM OKAY
Fuck it ig we doing Dairy Queen.
I don’t even 💥💥 I literally had to look up what Dairy Queen is 💔😞
