andre & brett getting a blowjob from their,,, "experienced" partner? 😏
*LEVEL UP NOISES*
NSFT BELOWWWW
MINORS DNI!!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Andre
he's been around the block. his trysts could make a list that would circle the entire DC area. he knows what experience feels like.
When you suck him down, right to the back of your throat with,, a frankly unwavering amount of confidence? He knows he's in for a ride.
His shoulders just,, sink <3 the dopeyest grin
it’s the kind of giddiness that comes with anticipation? Half-way between terrified what you’re gonna pull out of your pocket, and simultaneously begging for you to show your cards.
Considering he doesn’t have to guide you, his hands occupy themselves elsewhere!! Mostly rubbing at your shoulders and neck,
If you give him the A-Ok, he’ll absolutely fuck your mouth!!
He’ll fumble his way to his feet and everything smndsd
Extremely sporadic movements - rhythm is dead, Andre Lee killed it himself
He isn’t really thrusting so much as grinding?? LIke he’ll rarely (if ever) pull out all the way - he’d rather stay as deep as you can take, and just,, vaguely grind!!
Short, hard gasps?? like right at the back of his throat??
His eyes are completely closed <3 he will absolutely hold your hand though - two squeezes if you need a pause!!
‘closeclosecloseclose’ is about as much as you’re gonna get to a coherent warning that he’s gonna cum
Usually he expect ppl to spit bc,, His Cum Probably Tastes Like Battery Acid?? So if you swallow,, expect his legs to go Fucking Gooey lmao
His recovery time is usually Stupid Fast but he,, might need a few minutes (and a cigarette) before he’s able to return the favor <3 he’ll definitely stumble you two over to the couch to rest for a bit <3
Brett
You thought he was a mess with an inexperienced partner?
Dear God this man is practically praying smdsnd. He keeps both hands plastered,, directly against his mouth.
It does nothing, but,, he’s trying his best!! He feels shy about making too much noise - he doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable, or be Too Much, yk?
Every movement you make is met with just,, the most excited reverence. This,, nearly shocked admiration? He feels like the luckiest man alive to <3 be getting a treat like this
His eyes are,, big the whole time, over the brightest red cheeks <3
Language is iffy - you’re definitely not gonna get full sentences out of him while you’re sucking his soul out. Moreso,, A Few Words scrambled in between sobs and gasps!!
(the good kind!! he’s a bit of a crier in bed <3 lots of feelings!!)
His legs shake like jackhammers - you’re definitely gonna need to keep a hand on his knee to keep him form accidentally bonking you
He doesn’t so much thrust into your mouth as he,, writhes?? like his hips will stay Virtually Still (he would hate to accidentally hurt you by thrusting <3) but his top half?? allllll Arching, curling <3
He cums,, extremely fast. Something about the combination of
Eagerness
Skill
and Unwavering Eye Contact
Is going to send him to an early grave <3 he barely manages to warn you before he’s cumming down your throat
If you swallow his head’s just gonna <3 dip backwards like he’s been punched smdnsd
Afterwards?? <3 kisses and cuddles. He’s gonna be flustered out of his mind so,, he’ll appreciate a bit of comfort <3
I HOPE THESE WERE OKAY!!!! AAA TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK!!
Ok so I was thinking about this earlier so now you guys have to deal
Reagan
I literally can only see her listening to the radio
Like flipping through stations everyday to fit her mood
She likes 2000s pop/punk though and has a youtube playlist of her favorite songs
What I'm trying to say is she's basic but will jam to MCR if given the chance
She does like the white woman shimmy but other than that cannot and does not dance lmao
Brett
80s rock like this is just canon
AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Journey, Guns N' Roses, Dave Matthews Band lmao
The whole nine yards
But just like imagine walking past the most unthreatening person in the office and hearing "welcome to the jungle" blasting out of his headphones
Since he was a goth/jock in high school he will also listen to shit like MCR with Reagan
90'S COUNTRY
LISTEN JUST HEAR ME OUT!!!!!!
Ok 1. Since he was born in the 90s I feel like thats what he would have been hearing on the radio and 2. YOURE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME BRETT HAND WOULD NOT LISTEN TO GARTH BROOKS
His playlists are a fucking mess
We all saw the clip, he heard dance like no ones watching and took it heart
Like don't even try to insult him cus I'd like to see you do better with that much confidence
Anyway thats enough of Brett
Glenn
Glenn listens to SiriusXM ASHDLSKDHALDJDSL
Specifically Willie's Roadhouse
Like Johnny Cash vibes fr
He has an Amazon Music playlist that's just the American anthem on loop for 10 hours
He is secretly really into like dad rock/metal
So like Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Nirvana
When he got divorced he blasted ABBA and Fleetwood bc they reminded him of his ex
He can square-dance nothing else
Andre
He has a playlist for literally any occasion
Disco/dance?- Camel by Camel (he would listen to it unironically), Funkytown, Earth Wind + Fire, Play That Funky Music
Girlboss(aka gigi)- Doja, cupcakKe, Lizzo, Nicki, Full Tac, Shakira, Lily Allen, Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Yung Gravy
Sad- Mitski, Cody Fry, Hallelujah(shrek ver.), The Moldy Peaches
Random(aka myc lmao)- Soul Bossa Nova, icp, Oingo Boingo, the entire mlp discography, A Cruel Angel's Thesis, Dan Bull, The Living Tombstone
You get the gist they're all over the place, but he also has a curated playlist for everyone in the gang so give him the aux fr
I like to think he took ballroom lessons when he was younger so if ever needed he could do about any well known style
Other than that he dances about as well as you'd expect from someone who is constantly high
Gigi
I basically already said the gist of it in Andre's
She is the definition of Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
What people dont know is that she is a total theater nerd
She has the entire 3 hours of Hamilton memorized and can recite it verbatim
In the heights? Yup. Rocky Horror? You bet your ass. Grease? Regrettably lmao
Her comfort movie is Dirty Dancing
She probably had an aneurysm when Mamma Mia came out
She photoshops her Spotify Wrapped every year, because having The Phantom Of The Opera in her top 5 isnt exactly on brand
Speaking of she can hit christines high notes lmao
The only person here that can actually dance
She eats and leaves no crumbs
Myc 💀
You know male manipulator music
Yeah that
Askaldhalksdfgds
MSI, ICP, Hollywood Undead, Filthy Frank
And like no one can tell if its ironic or not and theyre frankly too scared to ask
He also listens to like 80s era er0tic club music
So like Love Shack- The B-52s, Super Freak- Rick James, Girls on Film- Duran Duran, Carless Whisper- George Michael
I want you to look me in the eyes and explain to me how Myc would dance....
Thats right he can't............ not as a mushroom that is
As a human he'd tear that shit up are you kidding me
They would be one of those people that can dance when there's not music
Alpha-Beta
I'm only adding AB because ❤him❤
He would and could listen to hours of static he doesnt need to listen to music
But that doesnt mean if you took a radio down to him he'd be mad
(Ps he really like the friends theme song and if you told him there was an extended vers hed have a conniption)
Cannot dance because he has one arm and no legs, but even if he had legs he doubts he'd ever dance
Thats a lie this domestic bitchboy would 100% dance with a partner hes just an asshole
OMG this was my first time writing something like this, I hope y'all like it :)
You think I could get Brett and Andre (separately) x eating out (gender neutral) reader 🥺👉👈
EEE YES OFC I CAN <3
nsft below!! MINORS GO AWAY
EHEHE THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNNNNN
Andre
He gets into it
Sloppy movements. Tbh he’s just going through the motions of it and savouring the taste + smell. His hands are excitedly exploring your thighs and stomach!! Expect to be yanked closer.
Just,, the wettest noises. He’s quite literally drooling with excitement - your thighs are gonna be coated, his chin, his neck + shirt, etc. Its hard to tell whats his lips and what’s tongue bc of how slick everything is.
He doesn’t care if his face is soaked - in fact he quite likes it. You can feel him grinning and giggling when you drip on his tongue.
He makes it his own personal goal to get you as loud as humanly possible smdns. If you aren’t crushing him with your thighs when you cum, he clearly hasn’t been working hard enough
He might even offer you to sit on his face, if he’s really getting worked up. You’ll get a perfect view of him wriggling his hips against the air <3
When he notices you getting close? Just the most excited laugh.
He’s not very strong, but he’s got enough to keep your thighs pinned to the bed. AWOOGA AWOOGA BOIOIOING
He’s gonna work you alllll the way through it - he may be a tease, but he’s not gonna mess around when you’re close <3
He’ll work you through, until you’re just,, a puddle on the bed. His face makes an audible noise when he comes up <3
His hair is a complete mess, he’s bright red from lack of oxygen, and he has the sweetest punch-drunk grin on his face <3
Brett
Really gentle?? and slow? a little hesitant as he tries to get a hang of things. He definitely gets more confident as it goes - he’s a fast learner!!
Lots of very slow, dragging movements - it’s hard to tell whats a kiss an whats him licking?
His movements are pretty controlled though!! He might get a bit sloppier if he’s Getting Really Into It, but he TR I ES to stay focused!!
He cannot stay quiet for the life of him. Hearing you moan makes him moan <3 gives you a bunch of very nice vibrations!!
He holds your hand and looks up at you the whole time <3 he’s searching for approval + gauging your reactions!! he wants to make sure he’s doing everything right <3 WEEPING SOBBING IM GOING TO KISS HIM
TELL HIM HES DOING WELL.
Not just bc,, it assuages his worries, but this man has a The Praise Kink Of All Praise Kinks (tm) and that’s gonna drive him stupid.
(TIP - keep a leg in a position that,, he can angle his body against. Brett gets very,, worked up seeing you like this!! <3 his hands are gonna be occupied, so maybe.. offer him smth to grind against !! <3)
He’s absolutely still gonna cum in his pants by the end of it, but it’ll be a lot more satisfying for him if he has some friction!!
Eye contact!! He never wants to be looking away from you <3 not only ti make sure Everything Is Good, but also bc,, <3 he really likes seeing you feel good?
When you get close <3 his hands slip up to hold yours? or at the least to rub along your sides!! Just smth to remind you that he’s there!!
He’s shaking like a leaf after - once his face is all clean, he’s definitely gonna stumble his way up for kisses and cuddles <3 get you some water + clean your thighs off if he made a mess!! CONSIDERATE MAN <3
aaaaa this was so fun to write!! LMK WHAT YALL THINK, ANY OTHER IDEAS, ETC.
what about Dr. Andre and Brett getting a bj from their inexperienced s/o ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
IM RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE, I WILL HAVE TO BE SEDATED. I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. GASPING.
MINORS PISS OFF, HERE BE COCKS
EXPLICIT NSFT <3
Idk why but I specifically envisioned these happening at a desk?? it changes nothing but im setting ambience shh
Brett
He probably doesn't even notice they're inexperienced, and if he does? he doesn't care
That's quite literally his last priority right now because his cock is halfway down their throat
Listen every brain cell left in his head is focused on not cumming early s,mdnsd
One hand is just,, flailing between petting their hair, gripping his own to keep himself focused, and gripping the armrest for dear life.
The other hand is pressed over his mouth in an attempt to not completely embarrass himself smsmdnsd.
he’s failing, because they can hear him whining in the back of his throat, but he’s trying!
The most his S/O can really make out is his eyes? Just big, wide eyes staring at them in a mixture of adoration and shame.
He nods enthusiastically if they swirl circles around the tip <3 that shit gets him like nothing else tbh
When he’s close he grabs onto the fabric at their shoulders and lurches forward until they can feel his stomach press against their forehead.
Probably also gently cradles the back of their head while they swallow? less forcing, and moreso begging them to let him stay inside msdnsd
so many kisses after <3 come sit with him and cuddle, that was so sweet of them to do for him!! and the moment his legs stop shaking he’ll repay the favor <3
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Andre
Just,, absolute relief.
His entire body slumps into it and his head rolllllllllls back to thump against the back of his chair. This massive, bone-aching sigh.
Blowjobs at the end of a long day? Just sitting back while someone else does the work? a beautiful view? <3 perfect way to relax
Just,, giggling happily to himself, staring up at the ceiling all blissed out with a lazy smile <3 this man is in heaven.
He doesn’t mind if they can’t take much - he’ll gladly stroke the base while they focus on the tip/balls. His free hand will be on their shoulder, or cheek to give some guidance!
He’ll tap his thumb on their teeth if they need to loosen their mouth, wiggle his tongue at them if he wants a bit more of that - very playful with everything <3
Shamelessly rolling his hips into their mouth. Not enough to gag them - just enough to rub his frenulum on their tongue? A bit of friction never hurts, esp when they can’t take much without gagging!
‘aw, getting ‘choked up’?’ and similar teasing. Hes a brat but its ok
The only time he’s not grinning is when he’s close tbh - his eyes get intense. This perfectly adoring, demanding look? Forcing eye contact?? <3
He also starts muttering something under his breath?? but fuck if his S/O has any idea what he’s saying lmao.
He’ll want to see the mess on their tongue after - no problem if they can’t swallow, he knows it tastes like shit lmao smdsd.
(protip : lavish him after. Plenty of kisses down the shaft while he works through the aftershocks <3 he twitches like he’s been hooked up to a car battery)
Right after he’s back to his usual, eccentric self <3 he definitely needed that
(if they want smth for themself, they may have to bring his attention back bc,, he’s easily distracted msnds)
UHHH lmk what y’all thought!! THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE I AM <3 <3 FOR ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS,, WAILING
NO CAUSE I'VE BEEN BINGE READING ALL YOUR SHIT I'M IN LOVE.
BUT LIKE- YOU MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH ANDRE AND BRETT AND REGAN, ALL THREE. AKDKWKDOWODKW
PLEASE. IF YOU COULD PLEASE. GIMME. SUM SUBBY ANDRE WITH A FEM S/O
ALSO YOU BET YOUR ASS I'M WRITING MY OWN SMUT AS WE SPEAK.
I GOT A BUNCHA ASKS FOR SUB ANDRE SO,, IM COMBINING THEM INTO THIS SNMDSMD !!!!
tw : drugs + drug use!!
IM DOIN THIS AS X FEM READER BC IT’S ESSENTIALLY THE SAME,, AND I LIKE WRITING IN SECOND PERSON <3
The brattiest mf ever at first
Doesn’t matter what you two are doing, he’s gonna be his usually Light, Teasing self <3 Might take a bit of work until he’s,,, Properly Putty In Your Hands <3
I THINK I BROUGHT THIS UP BEFORE BUT,, IDC I LOVE THIS IDEA :
The shit that Completely Destroys him is vv Hard, vv slow thrusting. if he can feel every drag?? <3
He’s usually used so ppl being,, vv fast and rough - and don’t get me wrong, he loves that shit too - its just,,, such a different experience that he’s complete putty <3
with vv fast, rough sex, sometimes all the sensations blur together? He much prefers the kind of overstimulation where Every Sensation Is Distinct And Unique.
That he can feel the difference between your thrusts, your hand stroking, your lips on his neck, etc. Different rhythms for each, so that he can tell everything apart? He’s absolutely destroyed.
He’ll definitely try to,, Keep It Together but eventually it’s just gonna melt into a string of ‘yesyesyesyesyes’
His thighs have a habit of going together?? His legs,, get extremely Jittery. Big movements + twitches
Rail him through the orgasm, into another <3 trust me he’s gonna love you like nothing else. Feeling that massive Rush, the drop off, only to feel it instantly building back up into another orgasm?
At that points it’s just <3 noises and thumping his fists on the bed. No brain, no words, simply bliss <3
JUST SOME MISC SHIT??
If you have a Chest Of Any Kind he wants those puppies IN HIS FACE. Big or small, he wants em <3. Pressed against his face? Seeing them bounce while you rail him? The softness and warmth makes his brain go stupid. ALL ABOUT THOSE CONTRASTING SENSORY EXPERIENCESSSSS
50/50 on how high he’ll want to be. Sometime he prefers his Baseline Level Of Intoxications but,, othertimes he’s gonna pop an Assorted Bundle Of Shit
Aphrodisiacs, hard drugs, some shit he’s cooked up himself - usually those are the time’s he’s had A Fucking Day And A Half and,, seriously needs to get his brain fucked out. Please provide this <3
If you ask him to eat you out/suck you off <333 sometimes he’s just gonna melt naturally into body worship?? One minute his lips doing their Most to make you cum,, and then he’s licking at your stomach and thighs <3
he just gets,, very into it?? the taste of your skin, the texture (stretch marks, birth marks, old injuries, etc), the smell, etc. Completely shuts off his brain <3 he’ll positively lavish you in messy kisses and licks.
Prostate stimulation + your mouth on his tip = slack jawed, eyes rolled back, dead silence.
Just,, slowly curling your fingers inside, while lapping along his frenulum?
The lights upstairs shut off entirely. Nobody’s home. He’d let you do that shit for actual hours if you could keep it up smdnsd.
HH ANDRE LEE <333 LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND,, THIS WAS SO FUN.
I have a fun request/ask! What would make each member of the gang fall in love with someone? Like, what personality traits do they look for in a partner? (I know I asked for the gang but if you wanna also do JR and robotus or anyone else you can do them too since I know they're also popular)
OOH,,,,, THIS ASK IS SO GOOD
Sfw!! Cute shit Cute shit.
TW : brief mentions of immortality, death, mortality!!
Brett
HE,,, has trouble figuring out what he likes?
He hasn’t really,, had the chance to actually,, have opinions. He’s a big people pleaser? It’s hard for him to figure out his Likes And Dislikes, especially in people?
Mostly - he never discounts someone from the get-go. He knows even the most abrasive people can have hearts of gold!!
Overall,,, I do feel he has some stuff he keeps in mind :
Not-meanness!! Not specifically kindness - as long as someone,, isn’t going out of their way to make other peoples lives worse? That’s commendable! You’re already making the active choice to not hurt others, that’s a start!!
Attentive. Someone who will listen to him <333
Reagan
Independence. She needs to go her own thing sometimes, and she can’t always stand being Around Someone All The Time.
Someone <333 sure of themself? Clear goals in mind, with a plan to execute them?? <333 wowza
SOMEONE ORGANIZED???? shes,, a little chaotic at times so it makes her heart Flutter seeing smb,, super organized and put together??
Flexibility is,, also kind of a must. She gets caught up in her work,, very easily - its nice to have someone who can cope with how busy she is smndsm.
Glenn
Strong morals. People who aren’t afraid to defend the things they believe in.
in that same vein - passion? he loves ppl who enjoy the things they like,, shamelessly. Doesn’t matter what other people think of you, you’re gonna enjoy your life <3
also,, Softness. Ppl who,, aren’t afraid to show their emotions?? Listen he pretends to be tough but,, he’s secretly a big softy. seeing his s/o be soft,, makes him more comfortable with being soft <333
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Gigi
On her dating profile, it says ‘I like power’ - might just be a generic line she uses, but tbh i think she admires confidence!!
besides,, knowing you can hold your own bring her peace of mind?? Her line of work can be,, very dangerous for loved ones. it takes a weight off her shoulders if she can tell herself you can keep yourself safe <3
Creativity <3 artists, musicians, writers, dance - she,, finds smth so beautiful about ppl who are vv creative??
Straightforward and open!! She doesn’t want to have to guess what you’re thinking - communication is very very important for her!!
Myc
JOKES! If smb can make him laugh, he’s absolutely hooked.
He’s been around a looooong fucking time. He’s heard ‘em all. If someone comes at him with new material, and it’s good?? OHO his attention is absolutely caught
In turn, someone who’s lighthearted!! He wants someone who’ll laugh at his jokes too!! Someone who knows not to take his,, Teasing TOO seriously.
Immortality is a bonus, but not a requirement. It,, yknow,, would just be nice :/
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JR
Honestly in terms of Long term Relationships?? Normalcy.
God fucking damnit he just wants,, someone who isn't,, some sort of superspy, or government agent, or secretly trying to murder him, or a fucking?? Alien??
This man is under,, so much stress all the time. he’s had enough excitement. No more excitement. ever again. the last thing he wants when he comes home from keeping the world from rolling off Atlas’ shoulders is More Excitement.
A supermodel who rock climbs in their free time, working in a government job? Dear god no!
A Fairly Average Person, who is patient enough to deal with him being gone for long bouts of time, loves him, and doesn’t ask too many questions? QUITE LITERALLY his dream.
He was also raised a Little Rich Boy so im adding in Manners and Punctuality
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Alpha-Beta
Wit. Something about,, having smb who can keep up with him?? Whether that just be matching his snark, or deflecting it into smth else (i.e taking an insult as a compliment? very endearing, and frustrating smdns)
Also,, giving him attention. Not just in a Self Centered way - he,, doesn’t really have a lotta people who talk to him?
Tbh the ones who do talk to him mostly do it outta obligation to make sure he isnt,, Plotting Something (tm).
Visiting him?? Going out of your way to say hello, asking him about his day?? Taking an interest in his schedule, the things he likes? he,,, goes a little bit gooey <3
IF YOU SHARE HIS WORLD-DOMINATION AMBITIONS?? <3333
Again, immortality is a bonus but,,,,,, not an obligation. He’ll figure it out.
Andre
Curiosity! willingness to try new things! Enthusiasm!
Mundanity is his worst nightmare. He,, hates being stagnant. Can’t stand it.
THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU GOTTA BE LIKE,, AN OLYMPIC ATHELETE OR SMTH. He likes passion in the way of like,,
‘Oh I Could Tell You Everything About Stamps. I Get Excited Enough That I Squeal When I See Lilies, Because It Reminds Me Of My Sister, etc.’
THAT???
HE LOVES IT HE LOVES IT. EXCITEMENT AND PASSION AND LOVE FOR THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.
lmk if you had smth else in mind!!! this was <333 cute to write
Hey hey hey! Heard your asks are open so I'm dropping by to kindly request a Dr. Andre x Male!Reader where reader is unaware of how hot his everyday actions (like idk, drinking water) are? Coincidentally, reader is always unaware of how much andre is down bad for him.
Doesn't have to be entirely nsfw, could be miscellaneous headcanons about the situation or plot-based storyline. Idc, I just need some Andre content ASAP 😝😝
OOOOOOOOOOO
NSFW!! *broom motions* minors get outta here!
Andre my beloved <3
He could strangle you. Like actually strangle you, not just in the kinky way.
You just,, the You-ness of everything you do is slowly driving him absolutely batshit insane?? and you don’t even notice it?????
Myc is cracking the fuck up, of course - because he knows how stupidly horny you make Andre, and he also knows that you're completely fucking oblivious to it.
Your smile?? The way you glance over when someone catches your attention??? Watching your throat flex when you drink water, thinking of how fantastically you could swallow his-
dear god, he is a complete wreck. His cheeks are constantly just,, a faint pink?? Sometimes you’ll bent or lean over to grab smth, and when you look back his cheeks are practically glowing??
ASK IF HE HAS A FEVER, HE MIGHT JUST LOSE HIS MIND.
he genuinely can’t,,, believe you’re that oblivious?? Like jesus it’s not like he’s not TRYING TO FLIRT, IT JUST SEEMS TO BE HOPELESS SO FAR, CONSIDERING IT ALL GOES OVER YOUR HEAD
jacking off in the bathroom? more likely than you think!
Well, maybe not the bathroom - too much of a chance someone’s gonna wander in and catch him
His office/lab though? <3
Usually he saves it for the end of the day !! A nice way to relax, once everyone’s gone home!!
It’s not like he doesn’t have plenty of inspiration - there’s so many little,, details about you that his brain seems to latch on to?
lmao most days he’s already palming himself before the doors even locked <333 he gets,, worked up pretty quickly.
He fucks his hand <3 like,, fucks his hand. Hand braced on his desk, hips thrusting like it’s the last thing he’s ever gonna do
Even after he cums he just, keeps his hand clenched so he can pretend he’s inside you <3
he’ll absolutely be murmuring pet names too <333 just little things about how handsome you are - it realllllly pulls the fantasy together <3
hhnhnhnh
THESE WERE SOME MISC IDEAS AND RAMBLES <333 LMK IF YOU HAD SMTH ELSE IN MIND!!!!
Could I pester you for some Dr. Andre x male reader nsfw content?
you can ALWAYS PESTER ME FOR SMUT SMDNSMD
Minors piss off!! not for you!!
Nsft content!!
<3 Andre
If you possess the Peen? He sucks dick like a champ
just,, no gag reflex? He makes the most vulgar, guttural noises dmsnd like he’s having a religious experience i stg? He doesn’t even care if his throat is sore
He’ll actively encourage you to thrust into his mouth - straight up grabbing your hips and tugging to tempt you <3 cheeky bastard
Even if you are not a Peen Wielder, his mouth with gladly be put to use - he’s exceptionally dextrous with this tongue, and he likes to impress <3
His fingers are kinda bony bc,, hes a scrawny guy! Also kinda crooked from his clumsiness + cracking his fingers constantly. He’ll definitely finger you but,, be warned smds
He’s either slow and savouring, or absolutely rutting into you like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do smdnsd the Chaos (tm) doesn’t go away in bed
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*cocks cock*
If you decide to do the fucking?
Oh buddy he’s grinning like a madman the whole time. Sex is a very happy affair for him - he doesn’t get why it should be super serious? He’s absolutely cracking jokes, spread shamelessly while he smokes a blunt smdns
You can absolutely fuck that smile off his face if you work at it thought!!
Protip : slow and hard, rather than fast. You’d expect him to want super fast sex, but tbh the stuff that wrecks his brain is when he can feel every drag. Torturously slow on the pull out before slamming back it, he’ll be putty in your hands.
When he gets to that point, he starts rocking back against you!! Eyes all closed and rolled back, mouth hanging open - it’s probably the most calm you’ll ever see him smdnsd
He’ll hook his legs around you to keep you close when he cums <3 lots of vv guttural groaning in the back of his throat!!
He’ll snuggle into you during the post-orgasm bliss of it all <3 all pink and sweaty, he’ll probably fall asleep right there with you inside him if you let him smdnsd
