#dr-laufeyson

[iamrockandwheat]

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly; you’re just extremely not right.”

“And everything you say is a lie, therefore I am extremely right.”

[kissofmistletoe]

Kink: Sensory deprivation

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[thenamesallison]

Mun questions! 1, 5, &19!

Tired of the same Munday stuff?

1. What do you think you would be the God/Goddess of?

Probably the Goddess of Overwhelming Politeness 

5. Zombie Apocalypse. What is your weapon of choice?

Flame thrower.

19. What do you think is your spirit animal?

Probably a dog of some kind. Maybe a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel?

[avengeresque]

# (Been a while, eh? :u)

[Outgoing][Unknown Number] so why are square watermelons a thing?????

[agentharrisonofshield-a]

Flat White

Send me a cup of coffee.

Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.

(This is a very verse-specific question)

Main (post-CATWS SHIELD, in which most non-romantic relationships occur): “Jaywalking.  Did it just this morning.”

OTP: Vice​: “I might have become an accomplice after the fact.  But so far no one’s discovered the crime, so...”

OTP: Broken Bbies​: “Murder.  Multiple murders, actually.”

OTP: Nerdy Bbies: “Does it count as a crime if I do it in the name of serving the British government?  I’m pretty sure it doesn’t.”

Everybody Lives: “See above.”

Blake is Better: “Using a false ID.”

Tyger Tyger: “Covering up a murder.”

Captive: “The continued aiding and abetting of an escaped fugitive.”

OTP: Compromised: “Assist in covering up what was technically a murder.”

Hogwarts AU with lucxsnorth: “I... might have enchanted my state ID to show me as older, thus breaking two laws at once.”

Hogwarts AU with icekingloki: “The use of Unforgivable Curses.  But it sort of was a bloody battle.”

[xagentcarter]

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▲ for an unpopular opinion

i actually think “saturday night live” is not funny at all.

[thegoldenprxnce-blog]

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