#dr-t-rex

[hapthemessenger]

Hap, I have a very special job for you; I need you to keep watch over my box of crayons, I will give you 100 Dogals and a sword if you can do so.

I'm a messenger boy, not a watchdog! As if it's not enough I've got Lord Zane on my case and now you--

...100 dagols and a sword, you say?

[hapthemessenger]

Hap, would you please tell lord Zane he's a big pooty butt face?

He wouldn't listen to me if I told him that. Believe me; I've tried.