“Uh… Dr. Animus?”
“Yes Ranger Parsec?”
“It says here on my file that I was marked dead for a couple days.”
“Yes, and…?”
“Why did you write that?! I’m clearly alive!”
“Well you were a Wirewolf then!”
“Well I- I mean yeah but I wasn’t DEAD!”
“Well then, what did you have that made you alive?”
“I, well…”
“Beating heart? Blood? Organs? Nervous system? Anything like that?”
“Well no but it was still me!”
“You mean you willingly tried to kill Ranger Lightyear?”
“I- ugh, no! Of course not!”
“So you mean to tell me that at some point of your life you had no human structures, no living organic cells, and no consciousness? Sounds pretty dead to me.
...Ranger Parsec?"
“...I need to go lay down.”
Lol I'm tired and I always imagined this convo so I decided to finally jot it down bc it didn't fit in any of my other stories.
