#dr. nye

[everasolace]

Una: “You are Skulduggery. I am Una. I take it you are here to see Doctor Nye also?”

Skulduggery: “Indeed. Is it in?”

Una: “That depends. Do you promise not to kill it?”

Skulduggery: “I actually can't promise that, no.”

Una: “In which case, the doctor is through there.”

[ekktoplasm]

Omg. Confirmed nonbinary character??

[famigsart]

My Version of Dr Nye. God I had an ask-blog about it and all. I think I left it aside in favor of a new fandom. But I still like the old works. Besides it being kinda wrong, since I only had my german translations at inspirations, and they don´t mention the multiple joints in their limbs at first. Also instead of little yellow eyes, the wrote of a little yellow iris...that´s why my Nye got owls-eyes. Still this thing was creepy, not good looking and a hell lotta fun to draw!

[barmecidebiohazard]

Fucks around and makes Among Us Sonas because why not

[babybluebanshee]

Nye teaches Valkyrie how to contour

Nye: You want to eliminate the nose.

Nye: Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets.

Nye: Men don't like nostrils.

Nye: You want to make them think you're a pterodactyl.

Nye: Men LOVE pterodactyls.

Nye: *screeches directly into Val's face*

Nye: Rich people don't need to breathe.

Nye: Who needs AIR when I have another. man's. money.

Nye: *showing val the finished product* Where is her nose? I don't know.

Nye: Does she have nostrils? No she doesn't!

Nye: She is above her peers.

[babybluebanshee]

Deleted conversation from "Kingdom of the Wicked"

Scapegrace: So...what are you?

Nye: An accomplished surgeon.

Billy-Ray: No, he meant what's in your pants?

Nye: Sadism.

[babybluebanshee]

I really wish Nye would do the "hated enemy becomes awkward friend/weird uncle" thing, but, like...in the same way it happened to Skeletor in the He-Man Christmas special. It basically has no idea why it's behaving so differently than usual - smiling at nice things it doesn't normally smile at, paying people compliments without gagging, being protective of Valkyrie Cain of all people when she comes in injured - and then reacting in abject horror when it realizes what it's feeling is...friendship. And kindness. And, horror, even possibly platonic affection?! Skulduggery informs it about that, and it just kind slowly sinks to its knees and onto the floor, curling up in a tiny ball, with a quiet, pathetic, "Nooooooo..."

[babybluebanshee]

I’m reading the seventh Skulduggery Pleasant book

And all I can think of whenever Dr. Nye and Clarabelle are in the same room is Zim and Gir.

Nye: Clarabelle, how could we not have any more gauze? I just restocked it this morning.

Clarabelle: Oh, I took that stuff out of there.

Nye: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Clarabelle: To make room for the cupcakes!