#dr. tran

[newlunapastel]

❤️🧡💛Mondo Mini Shows: So funny, it hurts!💛🧡❤️

IT’S FINALLY DONEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️

after 4 months, I can finally share this huge fanart wall tribute thingy to one of the pioneers of flash animation during the 2000s & 2010s

Yep, mondo media it is., anyways, enjoy this fanart as much as i was drawing it during September to December, Merry Christmas!!🎄🎄🎄🎄

[libbyhersch]

hello cutie

[howlingday]

100% Weiss

Part 1

Weiss: Whitely, why are you still out here? It's getting late.

Whitely: I'm selling ice, sister.

Weiss: Hmm... That's a pretty big bucket of ice. What deals are you providing with your product?

Whitely: I have made a pledge to sell 100% pure Atlesian ice. That is my guarantee to my customers!

Weiss: (Shakes her head) Oh, Whitely... People don't want just 100% ice. (Smacks her palm with her fist) They want 20-80% ice!

Whitely: I have a plan, though, sister. Ice is a necessity in this Kingdom, as it helps keep your lemonade from spoiling.

Weiss: Hm, that might be just crazy enough to work, but have you considered dipping sauces? Barbecue? Blueberry jam? Bourbon?

Whitely: Honey mustard?

Weiss: Or you could simply sell vodka straight from the bottle. I'm certain mother won't notice it missing.

Whitely: I will consider it, sister.

Weiss: Trust me, Whitely, and you'll have to trouble competing against rival markets, like corn cob on a plate down the street.

Down the street...

Penny: Have you seen that Grimm asking for gum?

Oscar: Yeah, he's so annoying! I had to chase him off because I was running out of gum.

Penny: A person can only give out so much gum.

Weiss: (Walks around Whitely) First, we need to adjust your attire. You should have bigger hair, as that always attracts customers, as well as a badge and a pair of boots to establish authority. Finally, you should all have a hover-board, to keep with the times. Once you have all of those, (Grabs Whitely by the shoulders, Shakes him) turn yourself into the Atlas force because you're a child prostitute, and you should be ashamed of yourself!

Penny: (Flies by wearing big hair and a badge, Waves)

Weiss: (Drops Whitely) She's got the right idea!

[phoenix]

My brain shuffled this out of my distant memories and thought I’d pass it back along for the olds for nostalgia, and for the youngs to see what we were laughing about almost 20 years ago.

[judedeluca]

Damian Wayne: You know I always wanted a little dog, but Mother told me they carry disease.

Damian Wayne: Then she'd cut off all my hair and glue my head to the ground.

[colliholly]

If you want to eat a big mouthful of sand then come on down here and try it and I’ll kick you in the face! You’ll drop like a pussy!! PUSSY!!! LOOK AT MY LITTLE TEETH

[newlunapastel]

w.i.p. of something, there’s two characters left to add, meanwhile enjoy this piece while I add the remnant characters✨

[howlingday]

100% Weiss

Part 2

Weiss: Well, if it isn't Ozzy the Odd-Born?

Oscar: Hello, miss! May I interest you in a corn cob on a plate?

Weiss: I swear, you kids have no idea how to run a business.

Oscar: I promise that these corn cobs are home-grown with no artificial additives.

Weiss: The sight of your unshucked corn cobs disgust me, Owen!

Oscar: Well, if you're not satisfied, might I offer you this free sample of a corn cob on a plate?

Weiss: You're doing this all wrong, Oddworld. Have you considered vodka in a bottle? Without a liquor license, you children have nothing.

Oscar: Um, well, if you're thirsty, might I offer you what's left of my apple juice in my canteen?

Weiss: And where's all the sex? If you want customers, you need to find some attention-seeking school dropouts to stomp apples into cider!

Oscar: (Looks to the side) Penny, find us some apples, stat! (Penny flies off)

Weiss: Do as I say, and I can guarantee that I'll have people sucking corn out of your aunt's birthday wig!

Oscar: ...Um, my aunt's birthday wig is at the cleaner's.

Penny: (Flying over, Dropping apples) What is a birthday wig?

Weiss: And shake things up, Ollie Olllie Oxenfree! Try corn cob in cup, or corn cob in a bowl, or corn cob in a truck, where you learn how to drive safely.

Oscar: Maybe you're right. With enough of an outreach, I could gather enough investors to-

Weiss: Why are you talking to me, you fat, little bastard?! Shouldn't you be out choking on baked beans in your aunt's night-cap?!

Oscar: ...What?

Weiss: Corn cob on a sandwich, or corn cob on another corn cob, or corn cob on a tax return! Get your money back!

Oscar: I can see it! I have a vision in my head!

Weiss: Are you still here?! Why aren't you sucking spam sauce off of your aunt's ex-husband?!

Oscar: ...My aunt isn't married.

Weiss: Shouldn't you be sucking photographs out of your aunt's utility belt?!

Oscar: ...Belt?