Hi, uh...ACC?? Ummm....my wife and I had a weird night with some guy at the bar, next morning we wake up this massively fat, obese, and pregnant with whatever kind of spawn he put in us both. My wife Heather, has had an insatiable appetite and libido since that night, and it's only been a week since then and we're still getting bigger!
It doesn't help that I can't help myself around her or any food, I'm just so.....hungry and horny!!><
Please!!! Send some help before we may breed others in our neighborhood-Ooof!><
I think....I'm having another growth spurt><
Help....me><
Agents, en route! Remain within your home as they will be there within thirty minutes! For the species to carry traits which induce hibernation but also the ability to impregnate any host means that this is an extremely invasive species! The man you slept with may have been a carrier or likely hadn't begun to show yet as he may have been impregnated on the same night as you. Any and all further details are requested while agents secure your location as well as investigate possible signs of outbreaks.
-Dr.Edmond