That song...I thought the villain song from Wish was bad, but good lord this takes the cake for some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard. Also great message of telling a rape victim that he basically deserved it and just needs to suck it up! Awesome! (Sarcasm)
For all that was wrong with "This is the Thanks I Get?", at least they didn't throw in a couple verses about how whiny rape victims are.
I hope you guys like him and feel free to ask more info about him too!
His name is Groshka! He is a large mountain Dorcean (definitely read @dracocheesecake headcanon for Redimus' mate and for a new style of Dorcean depending on the change of climate) that lives in the snowy mountain region.
He is the largest male Dorcean ever recorded in history. (Dude is straight up MASSIVE. Imagine standing next to a grizzly bear that is two times the size of a regular grizzly bear. That's this big boi.) He is all white, with a snow leopard spot pattern near his backside. His face is mostly furry from a lack of grooming and carrying a lot more weight than a regular Dorcean.
He is equivalent to that a human male in their 40s: tired, grumpy, and stereotypical alcoholic. He had lost his mate in his youth due to a tragic avalanche accident and now pushes through traumatic flashbacks during his work. (Basically PTSD.)
He has 6 siblings and is the oldest of his litter. He was so big when he was born that his parents thought they were pregnant with twins or possible triplets. Nope, just one big boi. His name means "foreign warrior" (Mainly because of the common slur that is used to say dirty foreigner in their language is laoshkā) but his name is a word play off of the original word for foreigner where the ā is actually ä. His parents just decided to let it stay that way simply because it was easier to pronounce. (The ending shkä is heavy on the throat, like how you were to pronounce Rs heavily in Spanish as a common example of a heavy roll of either the tongue or rumbling the throat, usually in Russian dialects.)
He brings an intimidating vibe to any gathering he attends (or is forced to), and has no friends except possibly for Doshika (simply because they work together and she is more blunt than he is.) He is very reserved, not really getting into other people's business, or even talking to others in general. If he stands on his two back legs, he looks more intimidating, fluffier, and fatter since his body weight is because of his massive diet.
For the ask meme thing: one scene that in particular sticks with me is from For Unity and it's badically...well, all of it!!!! So well written, but my favorite parts have to be when in the beginning we can see UrGoh and SkekGra's connection, and how it's very clearly affecting them- Thra's first push, if you will. Overall a masterpiece!
Thank you so much!!! :D
BC and I are taking a bit of a break from the fic right now- we've both got stuff going on (and we're both neck-deep in Psychonauts, with the sequel coming out soon), but we will get back to it and we've got some cool stuff planned for it!
SkekMal gives Kira a knife and UrVa has to deal with it
DFGHJ I WAS PLANNING ON DRAWING THAT.
He just sees her with this giant ass knife and skekMal takes it away from her. At first urVa thought he was going to properly scold her, but then sees skekMal giving her a smaller knife that’d be better for her to grip and shows her how to hold it the right way for effective killing.
@dracocheesecake asked: "Stop being so gorgeous! It's distracting!" ~♤ Embittered Geologist
The star-child offered him a coy smile, canting her head to the side in faux confusion as she rested an elbow on his work desk. “Distraction? My, this won’t do. Much recording have you yet to complete.” Sable lashes fluttered against softly glowing cheeks, and then, as if she couldn’t deny what she was doing any longer, she giggled.
“Oh, ol limlal, with me, be not cross. All morning have you been pouring over those charts.” She reached forward and ran gentle fingers through his plumage. “Dance with me.” Pasha nuzzled into him, peppering kisses along his cheek and jawline. “Hours has it been since we have.”
7. Do you have any ocs? If so, say a few words about them! If not, make one on the spot (the more ridiculous, the better)!
I DID make an Urskek pair a while back though I’m not sure I ever gave them names... both gals, the Skek was a loud energetic bundle of rowdy fun and the urRu was a grumpy whiny snarky baby tired of her antics. which, if you’ve seen any of my other OC’s ever, you’d know was the case for all of them. I also have a Podlingsona I should develop more >:3