#dracula shitposting

[the-star-system-stuff]

Lucy Westenra and her three weed smoking boyfriends

[unmitigated-garbage-fire]

walk with me here…

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

Van Helsing: Friend John, please to keep up with the diary; perhaps write about how fares our dear Mr. Jonathan Harker!

Jack:

[sesamejug]

I've been wondering lately how the portrayal of Dracula's facial hair from the book to film adaptations changed so much and if there is a logical reason for it that I'm just completely blind to.

It's been a decent while since I've read the book but I remember he started off being described as 'clean shaven save a long white moustache' and later on in the book he is described by the zookeeper as having a pointed beard with a few white streaks,,

This along with various other things I took away as Dracula gaining vitality and youth as he, yk, drinks more people, over the course of the book. The facial hair though ofc is not a super prominent thing being only mentioned twice, unless I forgot one, but I thought it would've been a great thing to use as a visual representation of him gaining strength. Instead, it seems to be the total opposite direction and almost no Dracula films have facial hair at all, which confuses me probably more than it should.

[n-bunz]

if this 1897 gothic epistolary novel has trans rep, there's really no excuse for your story not to in 2022 🙄 🧛‍♂️

[lllluka]

my good friend jonathan harker when dracula grabs his throat, goes demonic over blood, recoils at his new crucifix & then yeets his mirror out the window within the span of like 2 minutes

[ivy-alexandria-lovebot]

If a woman started beging me not to go to a creepy dudes house and then gave me a crusifix to protect myself I'd provoke listen to her and not go. RIP to Jonathan Harker but I'm different.

[spacedemodulator]

This video is…

Quincey and Lucy enjoying Texas Valhalla

The AU where Lucy elopes with Quincey and Dracula takes over the UK

So painfully heterosexual it circled 360 degrees and turned super gay

All of the above

Voting ended onNov 11, 2023