"We gotta be more like them," Shadow Goggles said. "Bobble, you gotta smile like you actually mean it. You look like you're about to kill someone, c'mon."
Shadow Bobble scoffed.
"Headphones, you- you need to be a little more...kind, I guess."
"For the record, the other one is not even kind all the time-"
"She is, actually. She gets sarcastic when she gets mad and not blatantly show it like you."
"Ugh, whatever," Shadow Headphones said with a roll of her eyes, sprawling on the couch more while kicking off a soda can from the table.
"And you..." Shadow Goggles turned to the last remaining member. He walked over to Shadow Specs, the goofy guy smiling at him with his tongue out.
Shadow Goggles leaned forward and held the other's shoulders, and squeezed the inkling slightly.
His frayed tentacles popped up like a sea bunny as there was a genuine squeak sound coming out from the guy.
"You gotta be kidding me."