#dragon elphaba

[bluelibrarydragon]

Elphaba: So, kid, how many times have you been kidnapped?

Dorothy: What?

Elphaba: How many times have you been kidnapped?

Dorothy: This is my first time, why?

Elphaba: Well, if you get kidnapped more than three times Oz Waffle House gives you a free t-shirt.

Dorothy: Huh?

Elphaba: *pulls commemorative tie dye t-shirt out of her hat* See?

Dorothy: Why do you have that?

Elphaba: Because I earned it plus all the others I have in my closet. They're the only clothes I still have that aren't black.

Dorothy: What do you mean you earned them?

Elphaba: I used to get kidnapped a lot, it doesn't happen as often now since everyone's scared of me.

Dorothy: Again, why?

Elphaba: Magical creature trafficking.

Dorothy: Ma'am, are you okay?

[bluelibrarydragon]

Don't know where this came from but, yeah, it was just a funny idea I decided to draw. These poor main characters are trying to do plot relevant stuff but everyone's drama keeps getting in the way.

[bluelibrarydragon]

Brrr when he was a cub: When I grow up I want to be just like you.

Dracosapien Elphaba: No, please, don't do that. That is a terrible idea. I am explicitly trying to raise you in a way that that will ensure that doesn't happen.

*a few years later*

Liir: When I grow up I'm gonna be just like you!

Elphaba: *slams head on desk* Not again! Whyyyyyy?