Aug 4, 2024
„Drake“
„What?“
„Where‘s the matriarch‘s horns?“
seen from New Zealand
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from Malaysia
seen from Japan
seen from South Korea
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
„Drake“
„What?“
„Where‘s the matriarch‘s horns?“
Dragon Matriarch from White Knight Chronicles
that‘s the dragon matriarch from season 1, but it looks like she is missing her fancy hat/crown thingy. The golden one with the gemstone in the middle. Maybe those are the missing dragon horns from the leaked episode descriptions
Mom literally made banana bread at 3 am cause we are both up for my dog like way to go mom you go mom
Dragon Matriarch: I gotta get my boarding pass, heheheeeeee
Me: you see, that's the laugh. That's the Suffering Laugh.
My mom dropped something today, and she’s trying not to curse as much, so she’s like “CHEESE AND CRACKERS, CRACKERS AND CHEESE” with complete sincerity
I'm going to some fun places!...actually, they're not fun. I lied.
My mom
okay so reason to love my mom:
we were having corn on the cob at dinner, and she spreads all this butter on hers. My brother makes a face and goes “that’s a lot of butter”
and my mom says “i’m sorry, i don’t recall asking for your opinion...did I? No, no i did not.”
then when my brother finally gets the butter, she says “enjoy your lightly buttered corn, sweetheart”