#dragonblade44

[ask-barioth]

Alton here, just a simple question. How does it feel to be back in MHXX? -cries in a corner that Crimson Fatalis isn't making a return-

I’m super glad for a chance to show everyone just how strong I am! But I heard you’re back too, so don’t be sad friend ~ Join me in training to kick some hunter butt!

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((*takes far too long to answer asks LOL*))

[ask-barioth]

Alton here. Just stopped to say hi and ask a question as I get over *cough cough* a sickness. How to do *cough* maintain such a *cough* cute profile when you have deadly foot-long fangs? *achoo!* *sneezes fire all over approaching baggi*

W-well, hmm… that’s a tough question… (a-are you sure you don’t need a tissue?)

Gee, I never really considered myself that cute with these things before.

!!!

D-damn, you like, destroyed that Baggi…

[ask-abyssal-lagiacrus]

Since you are the God of Water, Thunder and Swag, then would I be the God of Lava, Fire, and Awesome-ness? (Since I'm a Crimson Fatalis and all.)

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE THE GOD OF LAVA AND FIRE, BUT ONLY I AM THE GOD OF AWESOMENESS.

[ask-barioth]

I c-can't imagine why one of those wyverns would be wandering the tundra...

[ask-barioth]

Destroy them all.

[ask-barioth]

As a Crimson Fatalis, I don't visit the Tundra very often. Could you, Ari, tell a little bit about it?

You want to know what the Tundra's like? Well... it's obviously very cold. And it snows a lot. Sometimes for days...

There's also a lot of ice around. Ice and snow are the most common things you'll see here... that, and Baggi. They're EVERYWHERE.

Did you think I was kidding?

There is no escape from the Baggi menace.

[ask-barioth]

Plot Twist: Ruru being a gigginox was just part of your imagination. He's actually a Savage Deviljho that breaths rainbows instead of lasers.

...n-not sure if b-better or worse...

[ask-barioth]

*giant catwhale noises*

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((once the concept of Ari Mohran appeared it wouldn’t leave))