me: okay so I'm writing a Wingfeather Saga/Dragonkeeper movie crossover. but what about the Dragonkeeper book? what do I cross that over with?
chaotic part of my brain: the HTTYD books
chaotic brain: Hiccup trying to understand Danzi's dialect of dragonese
me: oh my gosh you're right that's hilarious
I'm imagining this going like:
Ping: Oh, so you can understand Danzi too?
Hiccup: Well... yes... but he has the weirdest dialect I've ever heard in my LIFE.
Meanwhile Danzi and the Wodensfang are discussing these small chosen children they now have to look after and how the world has changed in the thousands of years they've lived
Hiccup: Oh yeah, I had a dragon stone I had to keep safe too. It turned out to have the power to destroy all the dragons.
Ping: wait- DANZI IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED ME TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT?! DANZI!
Hiccup, hearing how Danzi instructed Ping to take care of the stone: ohhh, no, nope that is, um, that is a dragon egg. that's definitely a dragon egg.
Ping: IT'S AN EGG?! DANZI WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
(and truly that is the question. why DON'T you tell her, Danzi, stop getting mad at her for not taking care of it, she literally thinks you have an unhealthy attachment to a ROCK, not ONCE have you told her it's a dragon egg. this would LITERALLY fix all your miscommunication errors.)