Just Your Average College Dropout

Name's Taurus. 29. She/They. AuDHD. I draw n' stuff. Minors dni. I do not consent to my art and writing being used for ai.

[mjrtaurus]

You do not have permission to upload my art elsewhere

I tag spoilers by arc name

[herpsandbirds]

Common Mudpuppy (Necturus maculosus), family Proteidae, Manitoba, Canada

T - adult; B - larva

This is a species of paedomorphic/neotenic salamander, keeping larval aquatic traits (such as gills).

photographs by Owen Edwards

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[mjrtaurus]

I love how everything is “I don’t have the energy/executive functioning for that today” forever! I love having a sick and fussy toddler for a brain! I love that this has lasting consequences on mine and my loved one’s lives! I love making my friends feel like I don’t care about them because I don’t have the energy to keep in contact! I love being infantilized by the general public! I love being told that I’m lazy and don’t want to put in the work to change! I love being gaslit into feeling like I don’t ever try hard enough! I love it so much that I want to feel this way until I die too young from stress and neglect! I love it! I love it so much! I promise I love it!

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[flaweq]

Nsfw under the cut

[mjrtaurus]

Best Dungeon Master in RA Command

Dragon

Ivankov

Kuma

Sabo

Karasu

Morley

Betty

Lindbergh

Voting ended on16h

[beda-d-dragon]

A friendly spar ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

[mjrtaurus]

The RA holding a DnD night that’s actually secretly group therapy.

[hxneyfarm]

Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

[herpsandbirds]

Eyelash Pit-Viper (Bothriechis nigroadspersus), family Viperidae, Caribbean lowlands of Panama

Venomous.

This snake comes in a variety of colors and patterns, but this one is unusually red!

photographs by Ignacio Yúfera 

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[herpsandbirds]

Arizona Black Rattlesnake (Crotalus cerberus), family Viperidae, Arizona, USA

Venomous.

photograph by Steve Tippett

[herpsandbirds]

Earless Monitor Lizard (Lanthanotus borneensis), family Lanthanotidae, endemic to Borneo

ENDANGERED.

Semi-aquatic.

Closely related to the true monitor lizards in the family Varanidae.

The only member of its family.

They do have inner ears, and are capable of hearing, despite the lack of ear openings and tympana.

photograph by Will Hunt

[rocketbirdie]

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option