Sudden thought - retired Dream as human has problems with his vision and requires glasses. He feels humiliated at requiring aids to see clearly. Meanwhile Hob struggles to control himself as he finds them insanely sexy.
Omgggg yes 😭😭 glasses wearing Dream would be so sexy but he would have absolutely no idea
And Hob is truly having the worst time ever because he is so irrationally attracted to him (more than ever) but he's trying to just be a Good Friend and let him adjust to being a retired human person. Surely Hob’s affections and lustful thoughts are the last thing that Morpheus needs right now!!!
But Morpheus interprets Hob’s attempts to Not Be Horny around him as a form of rejection and one day he's like "you think im ugly don't you :(" and Hob nearly dies on the spot. He is so unprepared for this conversation but he has to quickly reassure Morpheus that it is, in fact, the opposite issue.
Which significantly cheers Morpheus up. Especially when Hob digs out his own pair of reading glasses and shows off his best "sexy professor" look. Morpheus suddenly decides that glasses may not be the enemy, after all.
And they kiss and their glasses clash together HEHEHE <3














