#dragonproblems

[askadragonite]

“Ya’ know what really FUCKS me off with those things. Always running around with a head full of ‘justice’ Bee Ess. Everyone thinks they’re their own bloody hero of some stupid adventure.

Trying to go on some heroes journey to uncover the truth or some baloney, oh, just fuck right off. I’ve stomped hundreds of little pissbabies who believe they’re the ‘one’ to bring peace and freedom to the land.

And the monologues.

Oh, FUCK THE MONOLOGUES. EXPOSITION THIS, EXPOSITION THAT! 

If you’re so special, then why are you stewing in my stomach! It’s cause you’re not, you’re just some little shit with delusions of grandeur.

Gargh, just. Frick’n self righteous tossers, all of ‘em!“

[askadragonite]

“Ragnorall has his hoard of shiny valuables he’s been collected for centuries...

Should I find something to hoard? I need my own keep first to keep all that stuff. Where could I find my own land that isn’t already taken.”

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Ok so, as you should know, in dragonlore the biggest and meanest dragons are the ones with the greatest hoard. This means size, full monetary value and general coolness. That means, even if your crypto is worth billions it's not gonna impress anybody. And nfts will just get you laughed at.

So my hoard is pretty quirky, I've got bills, gold, jewels, old Spanish galeóns, paintings and shit.

Well last week some old ass museum burned down and a bunch of paintings by this dude Saint Rousseau got burned. This skyrocketed the value of the one remaining painting he made of a big Ole nekkid lady, which is currently hoarded by me. So now my hoard is a LOT more valuable.

So now I'm getting targeted by big mean PRETENTIOUS dragons and the worst adventuring parties you will ever face. And I had to beef my castle defenses. It's really cutting into my zelda time

[childrenofankhseries]

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[childrenofankhseries]

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[childrenofankhseries]

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[coffeemugs-and-daydreams]

When you can’t breath fire yet so you just-

[auragundas]

Daisy got stuck. #hammockfail #dragonproblems #daisy #pogonavitticeps #beardeddragons