#dragontatoes

[yourfavwillpay]

Tumblr user @dragontatoes WILL pay!            

[despiteherself]

@dragontatoes did u mean is feminine?

cause yeah like the entire joke is that she’s super feminine and thus, what a surprise she cannot cook. i guess she’s not perfect after all hehe

[chaifootsteps]

dragontatoes replied to your photo: Get a load of the wholesome positivity from that...

“Light fury positivity” oh you mean straight pride? Because that sounds like straight pride

They locked Dean in a car with the windows rolled up and left it in a Chick-fil-A drive through for 72 hours and when they rolled him out the Light Fury was a thing.

[acephobia-is-real]

Since age 11 I knew I didn’t feel the same things as others my age. By 14, I felt broken, wondering why they were developing sexuality while I still hadn’t. Found the word asexual online at 15, was both relieved and scared that my friends wouldn’t understand. They didn’t, at first, but I stayed sure of myself. Found that I was autistic and NB at 19, panromantic at 20. I’m now creating a story with an asexual protagonist, hoping kids like me will see it and not feel what I did. 22 and #stillace

[the-fanaddict]

dragontatoes replied to your post: watching the bh6 series and i’m already emotional

I DIDN’T KNONW THIS WAS A THING??? HOLY CRAP

IT IS VERY MUCH A THING

they aired the first episode as an hour special and I think the actual series doesn’t start until 2018

[shiftythrifting]

Though I don't have a photo of it (not sure if this is fortunate or un), we once opened a bag at the goodwill outlet in Milwaukee, OR to find one a dead mouse unceremoniously wrapped in of those wool/satin blankets. I've seen a pair of handcuffs linked to a pipe on a wooden board in the same place. I swear you could find anything from Cleopatra's nipple clamps to a gallon drum of vaseline in that place

Oh my god I have seen the dead mouse things too.  People make amateur taxidermy things out of house mice and it’s seriously creepy.

[despiteherself]

👀 blease

4 u, modern dragons still exist conservation student AU. or? fishlegs and astrid are students the others are helping the conservation of the thought to be extinct but recently seen night fury! this au is definitely me living vicariously through silly fake happenings when i didn’t get 2 go on an expedition to study lepidopterans in peru like 4 yrs ago :((((

astrid and Fishlegs are BFFs and also both autistic no i do not take criticism. the twins are locals who saw the night fury whilst (illegally) foraging/having a good time on an island owned by Berk Industries that is being mined. Of course, mining has come to a hault, seeing as an endangered species has been reported on it and a comprehensive study of the area is being undertaken. I barely have touched much of the concept writing wise but god ask me about it bc I have SO much to say lol

Astrid’s just tired enough she nearly misses Gobber’s welcoming toothy grin in arrivals. Fishlegs’ tugs on her arm, directing to her to their supervisor and leggy brown girl slumped over the uncomfortable airport seats barely holding up a sign that says “BERK INDUSTRIES PTY LTD CONSERVATION EFFORT.” It’s the evening, Astrid’s in jeans and a jumper but this girl’s only in shorts and probably the lightest jumper Astrid’s ever seen. She’s beautiful, in an angular kind of way, like she wouldn’t look out of place crown perched on her head and a queenly cloak. She’s actually in banana print and slouching, but that barely ruins the effect.

“Astrid, Fishlegs!” Gobber says, gruff as he throws his arms around the both of them, drawing them in for one armed hugs. Astrid claps him on the back with her free hand, but begs out of it a second later. “Good to see you’re both here in one piece.”

“How many were you expecting?” Astrid says dryly, only half a joke because her sleepy mind processed the statement as literal. There’s a snort of laughter from the girl under Gobber’s bellow of a laugh, she’s perked up slightly, taking everything in with wide eyes and a vicious little smirk.

[despiteherself]

@dragontatoes tru. but i love httyd and i love astrid so i don’t ship h*ccstrid