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James: Would you kiss me for 50 Galleons?

Regulus: Why?

James: Just curious

Regulus: For 500 I might

James, sliding exactly 500 Galleons across the table: Well would you look at that?

Regulus: …

I love Regulus with the whole “I know I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know it was I who discovered your secret” thing. Like yes, I too couldn’t bear the thought of not getting credit for doing iconic shit even after my death.

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yikes, unfollowing him right now.

big fan of him using legendary artefacts for immortal soul anchors, was not aware one of them was a diary he wrote his cringe teenage angst in.

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harry: I love you

harry: I said I love you

draco: you fucking better

harry: bitch

sirius: “my name is sirius, and when i was five i ate too many canapés at a ball and threw up and when we got home, mother held me under the cruciatus for so long that i passed out and had to take a nerve regeneration potion for two months to stop the tremors… and i brought sugar quills!”

regulus: “i’m regulus, and when i was seven i was struggling to learn latin from my tutor and so mother imperio’d me to study it for five hours after dinner every night until my latin was perfect. i brought caramel cobwebs.”

barty: “my name’s barty, and hearing my full name makes me throw up because it’s a reminder that i only exist to be a copy of my father, and i brought fizzing whizbees!”

remus: “i’m remus, and when i was seven fenrir greyback broke into my bedroom and tried to tear my throat out but i survived and became a werewolf and now i have to keep it a secret because if anyone finds out i’ll be kicked out of hogwarts and be forced to register, and then i’ll never be able to hold a job. i brought chocolate frogs.”

james: “should we… i don’t know, intervene?”

evan: “nah. this is, like, group therapy for them.”

pandora: “probably the closest they’ll ever get to it, actually. any decent mind healer would run screaming.”