Draco: Get on your knees.
Harry: Oooh spicy…
Draco: Just do it.
Harry: Okay, but only because you ask so nicely.
Draco: Now look at the floor.
Harry: Wait what?
Draco: Does that look vacuumed to you?!
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Draco: Get on your knees.
Harry: Oooh spicy…
Draco: Just do it.
Harry: Okay, but only because you ask so nicely.
Draco: Now look at the floor.
Harry: Wait what?
Draco: Does that look vacuumed to you?!
*Hogwarts, 1994*
Draco: Pansy, I stayed up all night making badges to make fun of Potter
Pansy: Draco, your gay is spilling out
Draco: Do you ever wonder how...
Draco: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life?
Harry:
Harry: I'm so glad I declined every medical aid you had offered.
Pansy: [referring to Harry] I can't believe you're getting so worked up over... some guy!
Draco: This one's different! He's honest, he's sweet-
Pansy: Please.
Draco: -He would never do anything to hurt me!
Pansy: He's a GUY.
Fifth Year
Harry: *banned from Quidditch* my life is not worth living all joy has been stolen from me
Sixth Year
Harry: Draco isn’t playing quidditch anymore what’s the point of this dumb sport imma go stalk him
Pansy: You drank it?
Draco: Yes, it was quite delicious, did you know?
Draco: Give me a hug!
Draco: Give me a kiss!
Draco: Let me sit on your lap!
Draco: Hold my hand!
Harry:
Harry: *Throws Draco over his shoulder*
Draco: Mmm, are you taking me to the bedroom?
Harry: No, I’m returning you to your mother!
Harry distracted: Yeah… okay…
Ron: What?
Harry: What?
Ron: Why did you say yeah?
Harry (still distracted): Your question…
Ron: I asked you a question 5 minutes ago.
Harry:
Ron: I ASKED YOU TO PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT MALFOYS ASS!