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[swymsuyt]

@fictional hairless cat draco,, extra evil

based on the descriptions from this thread by @drarrytrash

[burningthegallows]

Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell

By: FeelsForBreakfast (@drarrytrash)

Explicit - 10,000

Summary:

The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.

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Everything that FeelsForBreakfast has a special tone or mood to it. They always manage to pull me in and delight me in new ways. (I also recommend Strangeness and Charm, a very surreal love story starring a meddlesome forest, and Clouds that Veil the Midnight Moon, a story about Ron’s teeny ponytail, Ron’s smol bun, the look on Harry’s face every time he dwells upon Ron’s hair, and werewolves).

Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell is a charming fic, much like its Draco, sweet and funny and overflowing with cuteness.

Plus, this is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever read:

“Why,” Draco begins. “Are you like this?”

Harry laughs even harder. “Like what?”

“I don’t know,” Draco says. “Like if a blueberry muffin was a person. A very intense blueberry muffin.”

“A blueberry muffin with minor anger issues that it’s working on,” Harry offers, which Draco can’t handle, at all, in any way.

[ace-t-fic]

In which the malfoys own the daily prophet and Draco's not afraid to use it any time be wants to fuck Harry over.

Past titles:

The boy who doesn't leave hot water!

The boy who doesn't shut the toilet seat!

The boy who snores like a orc!

The boy who shows up late to dinner!

Etc.

[wendigochild13]

My little Draco looks like he's secretly watching and waiting for his crush to walk by and insult him. (Harry of course)

[queenofmadness22-blog1]

[lears]

(This blog is turning into an illustrated list of fic recs, but) everyone should go read this lovely&hilarious fic by @drarrytrash rn and come talk to me about lesbian!drarry afterwards

[ace-t-fic]

Draco: Blaise what's the best way to find out if I'm a Bottom?

Blaise: Well I knew it wasn't for me because-

*Harry crashing through the Zanbini fireplace stripping*

Harry: Its better to try I think.

Blasie: *looking at draco*

[ace-t-fic]

{Currently at the Weasley household}

Hermione setting blankets on the couch: What did you do to piss him off this time?

Harry: breathed.

A.f.e.i.c.c