Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell
By: FeelsForBreakfast (@drarrytrash)
Explicit - 10,000
Summary:
The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.
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Everything that FeelsForBreakfast has a special tone or mood to it. They always manage to pull me in and delight me in new ways. (I also recommend Strangeness and Charm, a very surreal love story starring a meddlesome forest, and Clouds that Veil the Midnight Moon, a story about Ron’s teeny ponytail, Ron’s smol bun, the look on Harry’s face every time he dwells upon Ron’s hair, and werewolves).
Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell is a charming fic, much like its Draco, sweet and funny and overflowing with cuteness.
Plus, this is one of the most adorable things I’ve ever read:
“Why,” Draco begins. “Are you like this?”
Harry laughs even harder. “Like what?”
“I don’t know,” Draco says. “Like if a blueberry muffin was a person. A very intense blueberry muffin.”
“A blueberry muffin with minor anger issues that it’s working on,” Harry offers, which Draco can’t handle, at all, in any way.
