#drassi

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TWI Portraits

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"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."

Noass, cutting into one of Drassi’s interviews

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M13Fame

Drassi Tewing

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A Little Trouble

Kevin: "Okay, so you're having a little trouble asking Erin out. There's no shame in it." Palt: "Whoa there, Kevin, I got no problem asking a woman out. Watch this. [to a passing Drassi] Wanna have a drink together sometime?" Drassi: "No." Palt: "Good. [to Kevin] See? I'm fine over here."

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The Enthusiastic Server

Drassi:  "HI HOW ARE YOU?" Customer: "…I’m pretty good." Drassi: "Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be." *hands them their order*

Drassi, realizing that an order was made wrong: "So how do you feel about surprises?" Customer: "...they’re okay." Drassi: "Great because I’m about to give you one."

Drassi, realizing an order is being delayed or remade: "Looks like it’s gonna be just one more minute so they have time to put the extra love in."

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By the Quart

Drassi: "How do you like your Scotch, Joseph?" Joseph: "Uh, by the quart."

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I can handle Hobgoblins and Antinium and adventurers, but giant freaking spiders? That´s where I draw the line.

Drassi