The maggots asked and the maggots shall receive. Helloo it's the Good Omens Mascot and the uh Maggot Prince (...) anyway it's Asmi and as many of you now know, we have a Discord server. It is called The Official Maggots Server of Doom.
So far, it has lived up to its name, with discussions of whether human flesh is healthy food if locally sourced and consensual, tears about good omens, gartic phone horrors and the infamous Draw Battle Team of Valerie and Coel. If you don't have Discord or weren't there, never fear! That last Incident is the one I am here to recount to you. We all know I love summaries.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
Coel @dieamarjla: The Newt Puslifer Maggot, whose phone hanged, nearly burned up, closed several tabs and then gave up on him entirely
Valerie @good-usernames-were-taken: His unfortunate teammate
I, Asmi @weirdly-specific-but-ok: Their gleeful opponent
Vanny @lxvenderjewel: My equally gleeful teammate
Vel @orpiknight: Sane person cameo, joined next game
Jay @voids-ideas: Joined next game
Tefi @patoslover: Gleeful spectator cameo
And so we begin... with the snippets from the Discord channel as the game went on. A lot has been edited out, but rest assured, you are receiving the delicious necessities.
Valerie: GUYS IT'S STARTING
Coel: its so over
Valerie: COSL PLEASE DRAW
Valerie: COEL
Valerie: HELLO IM ON YOUR TEAM
Coel: oh dear god
Coel: im on phone lmao my fingers
Valerie: COEL GET BACK HERE
Valerie: GUESS
Valerie: COEL DONT LEAVE ME KN MY OWN LIKE THIS
Valerie: NO COEL HAS FUCKING VANISHED
Coel: wait wbat??
[continues below cut :")]
Coel: gonna vanish from discord cos my phone keeps refreshing my tab
Valerie: coel I'm not on your team next time
Coel: fair fair idk what im doi g sob
Valerie: COEL GUESS
Valerie: GUESS COEL
Valerie: YOU WRITE WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
Coel: I CANT SEE THE THING
Valerie: WHAT
Coel: MY TAB
Valerie: OKAY COEL GET READY
Valerie: WE CAN DO THIS
Valerie: LETS SHOW THEM
Coel: my tab is fucking frozen its stucm on round 3
Valerie: OH MY GOD
Coel: im sorry ghfjgngnf
Valerie: I GUESSED IT PURELY BASED ON WORD LENGTH
Vel: What is happening right now.
Coel: i dont know :sobbing
Valerie: IM SORRY COEL
Vanny: FUCK
Asmi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Valerie: WHOS THE SUCKER NOW
Vanny: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Vanny: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT COEL
Valerie: WTF
Asmi: WE ARE FAILURES OF THE LOWEST ORDER
Vanny: FUCK SORRY
Asmi: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Valerie: WHOEVER IS PLAYING FOR COEL HIGH FUCKING FIVE
Asmi: WE CAN'T LOSE TO VALERIE
Valerie: TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
Valerie: COEL?!??
Coel: link pls it crashed
Coel: my phone is having seizures
Coel: ghghgjgjgjk
Coel: after this ill keep out of the games lmao
Valerie: COEL the word is cheeks
Valerie: or cheeks
Coel: i cant get in bro the link just doesnt open tho theres nothing wrong w it
Coel: aaaaaa
[Finally new game is initiated, Vel, terrified, agrees to join, Jay is hesitant]
Jay: How much English do I need? HAHAHA
Asmi: NONE IF YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST VALERIE AND COEL IM SO HAPPY
Jay: I know how to read them, write them? Idk HAHAHAHAHA
Valerie: THATS A STEP UP !!
Valerie: no offense coel
Valerie: your were brilliant
Valerie: your phone have exploded though
Coel: yeah it's uncomfy warm now lmaoo
Vanny: WAIT IS COEL JOINING
Coel: no
Valerie: HELP
Coel: im literally Newton Pulsifer tonight
And a bonus...
Also, let's go back a bit to what led to this post in the first place, thanks @good-usernames-were-taken... thanks... :")
Vel: oooh we're doing a drawing game
Asmi: WELL KIND OF IT'S MORE LAUGHING AT VALERIE GAME
Valerie: PLEASE
Valerie: SHUT UP
Asmi: THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES GOOD GOD
Tefi: Poor valerie
Vanny: I'M LAUGHING SO HAD
Valerie: YOU BETTER NOT MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS ON TUMBLR SHAMING ME
