Kisses with varric // six
Granted, the situation that he is in, first and foremost, is entirely Varric's fault. Secondly, he is not willing, or sober enough, to take responsibility outright, as he was double-crossed and backstabbed. Which leads him to his third and final point that he will wipe the shit eating grin off of the offender's face, even if it is his partner in most of these series of games. However, the situation is that most of the gold on the table is his own, which shouldn't be the case. This isn't how it is supposed to work, but it could be payback for the week before or the days before that, or something else.
After all, a cheat is a cheat and a thief is a thief.
"Hey, Chuckles," Varric starts, with a laugh. The cards are already played, and the man is already reshuffling cards, as if there is anything else to take. Well, there might be.
"Yes, Master Tethras?" A taunt. "Do you have something else to lose?"
"No, but," Varric stands, composing himself and earning a look as he rounds the table and settles into the chair next to the man. "Strange how my winnings from last week ended up over here."
"Perhaps if you were drinking less."
True, but once again, there is a point Varric goes back to; he's not willing enough, or sober enough, to admit fault. Instead, it's an elbow on the table. Bar chatter fills the space as well, but Varric is still able to counter, "Well, it would also help if someone didn't deal like shit. Nothing for two hands, that's not bad luck, that's a bad deal."
"There was nothing of the sort." It's said with a smirk, part of that shit eating grin, the same one from before, more smug and silent this time. So it falls back into that bickering, until hands fall to coin, counting them as they are placed into a leather pouch in a neat pile. It's less bickering, more the weather and Varric has long procured what was left of Solas's drink, talking his way around it and slipping pieces here and there when he can, which leaves him with exactly two pieces; the eye of the man is discerning. Bull had only given him a momentary opening, one that wouldn't even allow him to go for the purse in mention as Solas's damned hand was still in it.
Varric waits for an opening, the two coins tucked into a coin purse in his hand, standard issue, just like the one on the table, but the opening has been the tricky part. He can't just swap it out, and he hadn't brought Bianca, something about trouble, something he wasn't willing to fight over. There are a couple of options here, and he's still got a couple of principles he's standing by here, so he wipes the shit eating grin off the man's face first and foremost.
It's a quick series of movements, one arm on the table, dropping the bag with it and pulling Solas's hand against his. It causes enough of a pause that Solas looks down, and Varric stands up against the chair and kisses the man, then he uses the surprise in one motion, pushing the other coin purse forward into Solas's hand and retreating for the one with the winnings. So, he kisses him again before moving the bag aside with his hand, at least to try; instead, he's met not with a shove, but it's a tug at his arm, he's been caught.
So it's hands up with a laugh, laughing off the elf red in the ears, as Varric is sure enough he's red in the face as well, but he's not going to admit that.
Wiping the smug look off his face is worth the gold.