@dreadedcaptain
so . . . cold .
shit , for how long had she been stuck in that damned cell ? it felt like an eternity , in reality - she had been working up a plan to escape . but she did lose track of time seeing as the sea was not a very familiar space for her to operate under , naturally , she had to concentrate on other things to plan her MARVELOUS escape to kick the bratty shithead pirate ghosty pale ASS that got her stuck there in the first place .
❝ HEY SKELLY FUCK . DINNER TIME ? HELLO ? ❞ at least she had been given some food . though the stink of the fish was terrible . seriously , did they not know how to treat their prisoners ? even SHITTOVER was better at handling her . but that said , this cell wasn’t particularly hard to escape . some planks were loose and she had managed to kick enough bones to gather some of them and sharpen them . she wasn’t very skilled with close ranged weapons but she just needed to get to the part of the ship where they kept fishbones hostage .
assholes .
as per usual , a big ruckus was caused whenever a skeleton came close to the cell , but now she had memorized some of their patterns - she lounged as soon as they came near the bars , banging the head off with a punch and stealing the femur , to which she strapped a sharpened bone on top with a rope to make a trusty lance . these were all puppets , so they sort of moved similarly , it wasn’t hard to fight them after having lost so many times .
but now , she had managed to arrive to the room to take fishbones back , and then a very loud BANG followed . next thing everyone knew , there was a massive hole on the ship . she crawled out and another explosion followed , oh , she would GET her attention again . this time , it was the main mast , which fell down onto the ship - crushing some of the skeletons .
❝ HEY FUCKFACE ! GET YOUR SPOOKY ASS OUT HERE AND LET ME KICK IT . ❞












