my ideal job is some richo has a huge warehouse full of yarn and it all needs to be crocheted but how doesn't matter, and there's no time limit or quotas, and the only channel the warehouse tv gets plays 70s sitcoms and 90s alt cartoons. and its next to a sushi restaurant that always makes too much so they give me the leftovers for free. and the warehouse is 5 min away from my apartment on foot. i get paid 200 dollar an hour












