So I finally convinced @drearncatcher37 to listen to the Hamilton soundtrack (though she’s heard about a third of it via my endless singing). As usual, I was not disappointed with her reactions.
Alexander Hamilton:
-I love how Burr just starts by ripping Hamilton a new one.
-aLaBaMa HaMmErMaN.
Aaron Burr, Sir:
-SENPAI NOTICE ME!
My Shot:
-*furious headbanging*
The Story of Tonight:
-It’s beautiful.
The Schuyler Sisters:
-Peggy tries.
Farmer Refuted:
-(about Seabury) Who does this sound like these days (hint: the answer is Trump).
You’ll Be Back:
-He’s got a lovely voice and a lot of salt.
Right Hand Man:
-Burr is Washington’s hype man.
-They remixed a horse noise.
A Winter’s Ball:
-I was pronouncing Schuyler really wrong.
Helpless:
-Angelica is just standing on the side this entire time going “that bitch”
Satisfied:
-(@ ‘May you always be satisfied’) IF NOT SHE IS SWOOPING THE FUCK IN.
-This switches from sad to fucking party town in .5 seconds.
-(@ 'I will never be satisfied’) I KNOW CAUSE HE’S A SLUT. THE BIGGEST OF MANHWHORES.
The Story of Tonight (Reprise):
-They’re just fucking slamming each other at every opportunity.
Wait for It:
-WHY ARE ALL THESE MEN HAVING AFFAIRS??
-Part of this was part of a Hilary Duff song I swear.
Stay Alive:
-(@ beginning) some x-files music is happening.
Ten Duel Commandments:
-Shit’s getting real.
-(@ 'Have your seconds meet face-to-face’) Kiss.
Meet Me Inside:
-So much salt.
-(@ 'CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME’) Now kiss.
That Would Be Enough:
-(@ 'Look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now’) You guys had polio back then, it couldn’t have been that great.
-This is so gay.
Guns and Ships:
-What the fuck.
History Has its Eyes on You:
-LEGENDARY.
Yorktown:
-They’re just fucking ready.
-(@ 'I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory’) He does this a lot is he ok can we help him????
What Comes Next:
-Fuck you a song by King George.
Dear Theodosia:
-I can just imagine Hamilton going up to strangers with a newborn saying “look at this isn’t it great it just came out of my wife”.
-(@ 'when you smile I fall apart’) Bitch you thought.
Nonstop:
-(@ Burr/Hamilton) I love this dynamic.
What’d I Miss:
-You can hear the women swooning for Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father.
-(@ 'So What’d I miss?’) Uh, some shit. The entire fucking revolution.
Cabinet Battle #1:
-FUCKING FIGHT CLUB: 18th century edition.
Take a Break:
-When both your bitches are saying take it easy, and you don’t, you’re making a mistake.
Say No to This:
-Hamilton’s a fucking slut.
The Room Where It Happens:
-(@ 'All he had to do was die’) Foreshadowing.
Schuyler Defeated:
-Betrayal.
Cabinet Battle #2:
-BLOODSHED.
Washington On Your Side:
FIGHT CLUB PART 2.
One Last Time:
-George Washington was like “fuck this shit I’m out”.
-George Washington is tired he just wants a break.
I Know Him:
-This guy is L I V I N G
-And also slightly crazy.
Adams Administration:
-HAMILTON SLOW DOWN WITH THE COKE.
We Know:
-This is why you don’t sleep around.
Hurricane:
-(@ 'in the eye of a hurricane there is quiet’) It lasted 2 seconds.
Reynolds Pamphlet:
-WHAT IS HE DOING HE’S SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FOOT.
Burn:
-alEXANDER YOU BITCH.
-Kill him Eliza.
-IF THE NEXT SOUND I HEAR ISN’T ELIZA PUNCHING HIM IN HIS STUPID FACE I SWEAR TO GOD.
Blow Us All Away:
-Oh god he’s a slut too.
Stay Alive (Reprise):
-fUCK.
It’s Quiet Uptown:
-They’re gonna get mugged walking around like this.
-They have kids to spare.
-FUUUUUUUUCK.
-(@ 'Forgiveness, can you imagine?’) NO I CAN’T! FUCKING PUNCH HIM.
Election of 1800:
-HE’S JUST TRYING TO WALK AND SMELL THE FLOWERS AND HOLD HIS WIFE’S HAND LEAVE HIM ALONE!
-FUCKING PIMP CANE SMACKDOWN!
Your Obedient Servant:
-THAT IS JUST CHIPPER SALT “HAHAHAHAHAHA I’M GONNA KILL YOU LALALALAHAHAHAHA”
Best of Wives, Best of Women:
-Fuck you I’m tired a song by Eliza.
The World was Wide Enough:
-(@ 'I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory’) This dramatic motherfucker.
-Just murdered a dude. Time for beer.
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story:
-DID SHE NOT HAVE ENOUGH KIDS?!
-ALEXANDER HAMILTON DID NOT DESERVE ELIZA.
