#drew talks...

[archive-drew-no-longer]

what do u mean my teenage mutual doesnt look exactly like the 40 year old woman in their profile picture. u must be lying.

[debutlovers]

Heartstopper is basically:

Charlie: nick nelson cant like me romantically; he's straight. :(. he's super nice, though, but why would a hot rugby lad like him like a dork like me.

Nick: holy fuck holy fuck charlie spring is sooooo hot. i think im bi for him. but why would a cool, funny, and dorky person like him EVER like a boring rugby guy like me :(

[archive-drew-no-longer]

they should make a sitcom of me and like 5 of my mutuals and it shows all of us going about our irl lives, while also having a secret double life on tumblr. and each episode can focus on one person's life. so there should be a solid 25 episodes, so we each get four episodes. and then in the season finale (episode 25) we all meet.

[archive-drew-no-longer]

constantly seeing certain mutuals posting about that one firefighter show and im going to be so honest ive been trying to figure out what the plot of it just from what people are posting but i am soooo lost. i genuinely do not know. you could tell me that those men are time travelers who use swords to fight off evil fires or smth and i'd believe you at this point.

[archive-drew-no-longer]

that scene from heartstopper where imogen goes "I'm not like homophobic, I'm an ally" but it's vincent from young royals

[archive-drew-no-longer]

bitches will be crying over the ending of a movie that theyve seen no joke 11 times. (im bitches)

[archive-drew-no-longer]

Give me a call if you ever get lonely btw. ill be like one of ur girls or ur homies jsyk.

[archive-drew-no-longer]

touch me while ur bros play grand theft auto is actually. THE. line. yall just dont understand it on the same deep emotional and spiritual level that i do