[Headcannons] A Day At The Beach w/ The Ghouls & Ghoulettes
Cutesy lil fluffy thoughts that came to me at 3 am about my favorite band.
Thank you to my writing muse and fabulous goddess @sink-me-in-your-ocean for always proofreading my docs.
Bone apple teet (-‿◦☀)
ℝ𝕒𝕚𝕟
bolts straight for the ocean, manically laughing - he very delulu but so stinking cute
wears fish themed swim trunks with matching fishy arm floaties
anyone who dares enter his domain is in for quite the surprise…
he pretends to be a shark
playfully gnaws on your ankles under the water before yanking on your leg and pulling you under
finds pretty seashells and gifts them to you with the most heart warming smile
“Rain! Its time to leave! Lets go!” you annoyingly yelled into the void of the blue ocean, knowing for damn sure he heard you.
In the distance you spot a gray blob emerging from the surface of the water, “NO!” the voice echoed back to shore before disappearing once again.
…
The car ride home, Rain was sitting in the back row curled up in a ball, tears silently flowing down his cheeks as he aimlessly stared out the window. *insert Summertime Sadness by Lana del Rey*
You roll your eyes as you catch a glimpse of him in the rear view mirror, shaking your head in disbelief, he is such a drama queen…
𝕄𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟
he’s here for the good vibes and shade
paints a thick coat of sunscreen from head to toe
lounges under the umbrella with a paperback book of Twilight
ends up falling asleep within 20 minutes
could honestly sleep for eternity
In a hushed whisper, “M-mountain?”, you gently nudge his shoulder, attempting to awake him so you can pack up the car and leave.
No response.
Anxiety slowly creeps in, i-is he dead?
His neck is exposed and you take two fingers to take his pulse, as soon as you make contact he jolts awake, both of you screaming. Him with a high-pitched shriek of fear and you in shock that he’s alive.
“I thought you were a vampire!” he hysterically gasped.
𝔻𝕖𝕨𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕡
hates despises water with a fiery passion (don’t get me started when it's time for him to bathe)
he made it his mission to dig the largest hole possible beside Phantom and Swiss who were on their separate crusade to construct the most glorious sand castle
starts clawing at the sand like a deranged dog, kicking the small particles in Phantom and Swiss’s face
gets scolded and growls at them before repositioning himself the other way
happily zens out in his proudly accomplished hole
doesn’t realize the high tide was coming in as the day went on, causing the shoreline to sneak in closer and closer
A small stream of water trickled into his territory but he ignored it, not thinking much of it at all and resumed his rest, leaning up against the high wall with his arms crossed. Dozing off after a laborious work day.
SWOOSH! A huge tidal wave of water crashed in, submerging him in salty depths, ultimately scaring him. He yelped and frantically tried to climb out of the overflowing pit. You rushed over to rescue him, pulling him up, his body shivering from the frigid temperature.
Once he secured his bearings within your arms, he angrily turned back to see the catastrophic wreckage. Madness ensued - every hair in his small figure shooting straight up and his tail viscously whipping side to side, creating dents in the soft sand.
Oh, he big mad.
This wasn’t the first time he’s lost his cool and most certainly will not be the last. He aggressively launched himself towards the evil aqua, nothing but pure rage fueling his very fiber. You swiftly caught him by the waist, wrapping your arms around him and digging your heels into the ground for proper anchorage.
He violently hissed and swatted his arms about like a mad man, you held onto him for dear life, shouting, “Dewdrop! Stop it!” over the savage snarling and profanity spewing out of his tiny mouth.
(home boy really thought he could physically throw hands with water).
ℙ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕞 & 𝕊𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕤
true definition of bromance
begged and pleaded for you to buy them the “Super Duper Crazy Mega Plastic Sand Castle” building kit (as advertised on TV). Equipped with every tool in the shed to assemble the perfect castle of your dreams!
they damn well knew how to abuse their power of sad puppy dog eyes and pouting lips
so of course you caved into their ridiculous yet adorable request
They scouted the vast sandy land, personal privateers carrying out the Dark Lord’s decree. Dewdrop tagged along behind them as they paced back and forth in this vigorous expedition for the “perfect spot” to declare ownership.
Swiss grunted in annoyance, “That’s too far of a walk from the water, we need it to dampen the sand.”
Phantom sighed, pointing to the area Swiss had fallen in love with, “The rocks are going to get in the way, it's too close.”
The two continued to butt heads, both equally stubborn and childish.
Dewdrop stood in the middle of them, his head whipping between who was speaking. Bored with the endless bickering, he plopped down on the cushiony sand, tracing a phallic symbol in the pale dirt, “What about right here?”
They exchanged a mischievous look with one another, mirroring a brow raise at the fascinating offer. In unison they shouted, leaping in the air to tackle down poor little Dewdrop.
“LAND HO!”
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖
fashioning the cutest teeny, weeny, polka dot bikini
sprawled out her towel on the pillowy ground and laid facing down
basking in the sun's scorching hot rays
much like a cat, she loved to lounge in the sun any chance she got
its ultraviolet rays recharging her energy- utter bliss
She stretched her limbs far out as she could before turning over to roast the front of her body, exhaling a deep yawn and placing large rounded shades over her eyes.
Her face scrunched in frustration at the commotion coming from Phantom, Swiss and Dewdrop hooting and hollering - it was disturbing her well deserved me time and she will not have them ruin it!
She propped up on her elbows, lowering the shades to the tip of her nose to gander at what the fuck was going on, “Aye!”, she roared loud enough for everyone within a mile radius to hear, “Shut up over there! I’m trying to relax!”
All three immediately stopped to stare at her with wide, fearful expressions, knowing from past experience she would definitely give em a good bop on the head for pissing her off.
In a stink eye glaring standoff with the Ghouls, she slowly pushed up the frame of her sunglasses -not breaking contact- to re-cover her eyes and reclined backwards to lay.
“Idiots…” she muttered to herself.
ℂ𝕦𝕞𝕦𝕝𝕦𝕤 & ℂ𝕚𝕣𝕣𝕦𝕤
life of the party
verybody wants to be em or fuck em
baddest bitches
matching skull patterned bikinis and fancy floppy hats
love checking out the locale mom and pop shops lined up along the beach
buys trinkets/souvenirs for the other Ghouls
*insert shopping spree montage*
The ultra plush sand squished and practically swallowed their feet as they struggled to walk back to the group, hands full of bags from the shopping haul that they kindly charged to Papa’s credit card.
After settling in at basecamp, they began to unload the many items from chic clothing pieces to varying sizes of memorability that were neatly bound in gift wrap and topped with a colorful bow.
Cirrus used her thumb and pointer finger to whistle, calling the unruly herd to gather. The Ghouls' faces lit up in excitement as they sprinted to welcome the Ghoulettes. As Cirrus distributed the presents, Cumulus unboxed a package of ice cream sandwiches, letting each individual Ghoul pick out a flavor as they approached.
like I already know the casting for tkc is gonna suck cause 1) it’s Netflix 😐 and 2) Anubis. the Egyptian god. Is described as a white boy. like it won’t even be the show directors fault that’s literally canon 😭 w h y
god i hope they change that! and his age too, i don't want to see the s*nubis thing on my screen 🤢
this has been on my mind since the sab show came out lmao: pjo grishaverse au? 👀
bruuuh 👀👀👀 okay but this is not going to be an easy one for me, i only have the show to lean on so far fsdfdsjk
luke as the darkling? they share the same drive of wanting to protect people of their own kind by completely destroying the rest of society
percy as mal pls! unwavering loyalty, a pure heart and an incredibly deep hatred for abusive pedophiles lmao
and now it gets tricky. most people would probably make annabeth their alina bc of percabeth and her relationship with luke but beyond this i honestly don't see many similarities between the two apart from both being the main female character. while annabeth desperately wants to be a hero, alina is the complete opposite, she lacks ambition, and ambition is annabeth's middle name
so maybe, i'd have annabeth be kaz instead. they're both cunning, highly intelligent, the strategists and masterminds, and super distrustful of others in general. they also share the same trait of putting themselves in whatever danger they have to in order to accomplish their goals
so, back to alina. it's funny that i mentioned her not having any desire to be a hero bc who else do we know from the pjoverse that feels the exact same way? our good boy perseus lmao, but nah, he'd make a great mal. so. alina, alina... i'm stumped...
onwards to miss inej then! after thinking a little about it, i'd go with reyna. mainly due to both being so firm in their morals, calm and cool and collected; and, like kaz and annabeth, keeping strangers at arm's length. she's also a very fierce fighter and extraordinarily stealthy, traits which reyna is renown for as well (the stealth bit maybe not? but wtv)
the king flirt himself, jesper! you'd immediately think leo, right? honestly though, i don't really see it, that's basically the only thing they have in common? this one has me stumped too tbh
so yeah, so far this is all i've got. 4 characters...
WAIT, WAIT. silena as genya! manipulated by the darkling, kind-hearted, beautiful, is able to change one's physical appearance
aaah and charlie as david??? metal workers, reserved and timid, very intelligent!
okay now i made myself happy with these last two fdhskfjdsk
