Fic title: Maybe It's Maybelline
Literally a fic where everyone tries to find out how Dick gets his hair to be That Nice all the time. They watch him constantly, spying on him, and in the end everyone gets so pissed because he does nothing special. All he uses is 4-in-1 soap and gets $10 haircuts and somehow he’s still the prettiest member of the Batfam around.
Jason refuses to believe it and still thinks he’s part mythical creature. Secret blood tests are just in case.











