#drnxfarious

[fallenlombax-archive-blog]

"Hey Ratchet, nice new outfit? Why do your eyes look weird?"

Staring at the robot who was recently turned into flesh, Ratchet stared at him for a moment and gave him a haunted look. “...My eyes? Back in my dimension, when I changed, my eyes changed with my entire form.”

While staring at the man, Ratchet is suddenly plagued by the memories that haunt him to this day. That day back on Magnus. That day Dr. Nefarious saved his life only to end up killed in the process which lead to his transformation. “I’m not even sure if I should even tell you how I got these eyes and the ability to use dark matter although I thank you for complimenting my outfit.”

[docnefarious]

HELLO FUCKFACE

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[x] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[x] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused

[] Be delighted

[] Smile and laugh

[x] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable

[x] Be shocked

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[x] No.

[x] Ew.

[] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d. (LOL WUT)

[] Yeah, sure.

[] FRICK YES.

[] No.

If you snuck into my room I would:

[] Go back to sleep

[x] Kick you out

[] Ask to cuddle with you

[x] Be like “How in the world?”

[x] Let you sleep on the floor

[x] Become angry

You are:

[] Cute

[] Adorable

[x] Attractive (what a narcissist)

[] Beautiful

[] Okay

[] Ugly

[] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[] Stranger

[] Acquaintance

[x] Ally

[] Friend

[] Love

[x] Rival

[] Enemy

I find you to be:

[] Pathetic

[] Of no consequence

[x] Intriguing

[] Frightening

[x] Unsettling

[x] Annoying

[x] Infuriating

[] Pleasant company

[] Comforting

[]  Unable to be lived without

[] Trustworthy

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes! I want to send you one!

[] Yes.

[x] No. (You did already!)

[docnefarious]

@drnxfarious

“OHHH     MYYYY       FUCKING           GOD.”

    “OH. I am going to ENJOY this!       Not so funny when you’re on the RECEIVING END, is it?!”

[docnefarious]

"Tasting is overrated."

      “SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, YOU UNGRATEFUL INGRATE!”

[docnefarious]

"I can't believe you did this!"

“I can’t believe you didn’t see this coming! You of ALL people should know better!”

[docnefarious]

"Hey shortstuff! How's aging treating you?"

      “To be honest with you --- it sucks.”