#droidwatt

[seaworker-and-droidwatt]

(fabric rustles)

(clothing is dropped aside)

(clinking of jewellery set down)

This is really what he looks like? There shouldn't even be competition.

...

(footsteps)

(door opens and shuts)

...

...

He should still be working right now. And the prophet has a keycard to... this room right here. Hopefully I didn't just waste my time doing all this.

(breath)

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(knocking on door)

[hakuna-matt-tata]

Whenever I see a tumblr notification I go "OMGOMGOMG A NEW REDBO AND SIMBO OR SEAWORKER AND DROIDWATT BLOG UPDATE" but then I click on it and it's some ass notification about my own rp blog. Then I get pissed and wallow in sorrow.

[redbo-and-simbo]

Do you ever take a break? Honestly..

(chuckle)

Hey man, I've got a lot to do alright? You know I'm the only one who knows how these things work. Unless you wanted to learn.

Absolutely not. I'm fine with just being an assistant, thank you. I'm not looking to get my hands dirty.

Right, right, of course. Pass me the pliers, would you?

(sigh)

Which ones?

Uh..probably bent nose.

(rustle)

(faint clinking)

Here.

Thanks, dude. Appreciate it.

Mhm.

. . .

. . .

. . .

Alright, that should be it.

. . .

. . .

..What are you-

(click)

(crash)

[seaworker-and-droidwatt]

// woahhh look guys it's the droidwatt ref!!

// seaworker is on his wayy

// i am not too dear about design accuracy do with him what you wish <3 (i love seeing him peeled)

Text:

Android Seawatt "Droidwatt" - thinks the totem's real (it's not) - horiffically down bad for ALL Evbos - Redbo's assistant - bit pathetic - doesn't know what he is (unless Redbo lets him)

[seaworker-and-droidwatt]

(door opens)

(footsteps)

(rustling, drawers opening as things are moved around)

(curious hum)

(a latch clicks and a box opens)

Huh. Never seen these before...

(click of a drive inserted into a computer)

--

"Boredom or work and you choose boredom. You'd make an interesting case study." "It's not exactly boring with you droning on. You aren't turning me into another one of your experiments, by the way. That's a job for your clones." "Who's to say you're not already?" "Oh, and what would you be testing?" "Dunno. Maybe personality." ... ... (eventually... click, crash)

(another click as the drive is swapped out)

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"Do you ever take a break? Honestly.." (chuckle) "Hey man, I've got a lot to do alright? You know I'm the only one who knows how these things work. Unless you wanted to learn." "Absolutely not. I'm fine with just being an assistant, thank you. I'm not looking to get my hands dirty." "Right, right, of course. Pass me the pliers, would you?" (sigh) "Which ones?" "Uh..probably bent nose." (rustle, faint clinking) "Here." "Thanks, dude. Appreciate it." "Mhm." . . . "Alright, that should be it." . . . "..What are you- (click, crash)

(another drive)

(heavy, nervous breathing)

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(shaky) "Evbo? I need to talk to you.""Not now.""No. We're talking. I won't leave until we do." … The askers say you made me." (sigh) "I have no clue what you're talking about.""Don't you? Don't lie to me, Evbo." ... ... "Evbo-? What a-" (click, crash)

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(shallow, shaky breath)

...

I need to talk to him.

[seaworker-and-droidwatt]

(I can't believe he's done this to me. He's been ignoring me forever and now he shacks up with the other one? I should give him a piece of my mind. I should-)

(shuffling)

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. . .

(I can't move.)

...

(sharp, panicked breaths)

(fingers scrabble at sheets)

(shifting)

(weight rolls off of bed)

(crash)

(I can't- I need Evbo to- I can't move.)

. . .

(stillness)

[seaworker-and-droidwatt]

dude what even is his problem. he LITTERALLY made you just to fuck you and now hes???? not doing that???? Like why did he even make you if hes not going to use you??? he could have AT LEAST put you in a sleep mode or something if he was gonna stop using you. what a dick

I don't understand what you mean.

He... made me? No, I spawned in here like everybody else.

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At least... I think I did.

...

I need to check something.

[seaworker-and-droidwatt]

Alright. Everyone out.

//vines one by one grab the rats and drag them back into the vents.

-🥀

(relieved sigh in between sobs)