#drop bears

[randominteresting]

Scottish reporter tricked into wearing protection from Australian drop bears.

[bornulhuu]

Drop bears

[cryptid-quest]

HOAX of the Day: Drop Bear

Description: If you are visiting Australia, beware of the Drop Bear! They resemble koalas, but they have sharp teeth and claws and will drop down on humans from tree branches. The only way to avoid a bear attack is to wear forks on your head, put toothpaste behind your ear, or urinate yourself. Australians need not worry; for the creature doesn’t attack anyone with an Australian accent. Is this a real threat? Of course not! But it’s a great way to get gullible tourists to piss themselves. 

[cy-cyborg]

Whats a drop bear?

Carnivorous cousins of the Koalas that drop out of eucalyptus trees to attack tourists who go into the bush alone.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

Have you ever see. A drop bear attack someone?

Yep, several times. They tend to really like the Americans

[tlwebb]

[stainlesssteellocust]

Everyone complains about entry level shit like the child-missiles so let’s get serious.

Which of these utterly ridiculous things did NOT appear in Green Antarctica?

Killer monkeys in the New York subway

Drop Bears are real

Meercat Manor but with Irish people

H P. Lovecraft anal sex

Abominable Tcho-Tcho feminist revolution

Author forgot to detail an entire culture and decided their Hat was being normal

Platypus the size of a fucking crocodile

Hunter S. Thompson killed and eaten by a sloth

Girls who drink penguin vomit #girldinner

Man flies to the North Pole on a bird

Royal garments are actually just pimped-out HAZMAT gear

“We tortured so many people we accidentally invented effective medicine”

Voting ended onOct 22, 2023

[australia-posts]

True story