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I'll post whatever the fuck I want, friend

[escuerzoresucitado]

[charl0ttan]

smoking my bong i equipped with an eject button and someone knocks at my front door only to hear the faint yet distinctive thud of a body hitting the ceiling

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[jimbles-archive]

[pukiirice]

archaic greece Athena

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[knight--error]

Look. I know I'm saying this on the Amy Dallon website. But to me, the top three tragedies of Worm are, in order:

1. Taylor -> Khepri

2. Noelle + Krouse

3. Riley/Bonesaw

I'm pretty sure Noelle and Krouse are gonna be the most controversial here because folks don't like Krouse much, I think, but like. Dang. Don't know what I would have done in his place. You're a teenaged boy trying to love your girlfriend through trauma and mental health difficulties. You are suddenly thrust into a world that is completely terrifying and alien, and you make a choice. You consider the variables and all the intelligence you have available, and you think it's the best choice. You're doing your best to help everyone. And that choice does something so awful to your girlfriend, who you love, that years of your life are spent trying to help her and mitigate the damage. You will do anything for her. It's never enough. Slowly, she and all your friends place every piece of blame and anger they have on you. They hate you, and you probably deserve it. But you're just doing your best. And, in the end, you can't even help her—so you just have to stand beside her, because it's the only thing left that you can do. I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane aaaaaugh

And Riley is just. You are a very small child. Something unimaginably horrific happens to you. You are reshaped into a monster and the only love you receive is from other monsters. You are given no choice, and by the time you are old enough to meaningfully choose a different path, you have already done things so horrible, everyone you meet flees from you in terror or tries to kill you. You want to be good but your morality is so warped by trauma that you don't even have a clue what that means. You are still that child, desperately scrambling through your home, trying to stitch your parents back together, and failing. Ahhhhh.

And of course, Taylor. Poor Taylor. "Somewhere along the way, it became no." My girl, my poor girl.

[ewergfjndfbj-deactivated2026040]

the woke guro fan has some moral qualms with the depiction of race in this femboy humiliation beheading and dismemberment pixiv art

[kyotoprotocols]

[digi-caps]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sad as fuck image

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this genuinely makes me feel sick she looks so scared. fucking hell man I want to cry for her

[captain-price-returns]

1956 Republican platform.

[captain-price-returns]

"Why are you so far-left politically?”

“wdym I am just a normal Republican from 1956"

[cpericardium]

hey mrbeast what the fuck

link to NYT article

[merps]

+ archived backup link

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[thementalistscandidate]

When I say it I mean I’m gonna do this to them

[notkatniss]

still thinking about the clear dunkin canopic jars tweet

[voluptuarian]

@tiramisioux

[eightyonekilograms]

where this guy's organs go

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[reversalsun]

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

[beemovieerotica]

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[reversalsun]

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.

[beemovieerotica]

Tylenol is the people's princess

[flexapro]

Good news!

[garbage-empress]

Tylenol is real! I love you Tylenol!

[sreegs]

A vote for Tylenol is a vote for the people