Power From the People: Yzma & ???
Being an emperor was hard work. Being an Empress was harder. And at Yzma’s age, she knew public opinion wouldn’t sway immediately in her favor if something “happened” to the emperor. She was the most qualified, obviously, but she had a feeling that the people wouldn’t know what to make of her. She’d have to sway the dimwitted villagers to her cause. So the first step was to make a plan.
She could make a potion that would turn people into sheep, and then she could mass produce it and sell it off as a dietary supplement, OR BETTER YET, an energy drink! And then she could make another potion for her guards to make them into herding wolves or something like that. All of the empire would be sheep and have to follow her orders, and they’d be too afraid to stand against her, lest the dogs put them back in line. IT WAS PERFECT!
But she’d have to find out what the people liked first. So instead, she’d go about the lands and learn. She needed to catch up on her politics, and her geography. Because right now she was lost. She’d insisted on exploring on her own, since she had no idea where Kronk had gotten to. Probably cooking something that wouldn’t help me. So no she was lost nearby a town and rubbing her chin in thought as the very confusing map, continued to confuse her.
“Does anyone here have any sort of directions out of this stinking place?!” she shouted at no one in particular.














