Crazy and Miriam green.
Crazy
Full Name: DrSlothWannabe or Dougal Minion
Gender and Sexuality: Cis male, aromantic asexual.
Pronouns: He/him/his/his/himself
Ethnicity/Species: Halloween Moehog (or just green). Demiferal.
Birthplace and Birthdate: In tedcanon it’s Neopia Central, in pretty much every other AU he was born on Virtupets.
Guilty Pleasures: Garthroxian goo. Explosives.
Phobias: Imprisonment, homelessness, losing the ability to speak.
What They Would Be Famous For: Activism for (demiferal) Neopet rights, or for his pro-Sloth rants.
What They Would Get Arrested For: Terrorism (potentially), arson, breach of the peace.
OC You Ship Them With: Possibly one of my other demiferal OCs, but more as close companions than anything else. She probably grows to love him romantically if they ever do settle down together, but it’s unrequited.
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Probably Carisen. Possibly Hoope if Ted’s in a situation where Hoope is trying to torture em.
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Science fiction, preferably with aliens in it.
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Murderous aliens try to destroy everything. Anarchism = chaos. Communism Bad, Free Market Capitalism Good. Those stories where the underdog wins and it’s seen as a victory but the system doesn’t change.
Talents and/or Powers: He has a knack for chemistry. He can mentally break them down into their components and combine them with other objects in a myriad of ways. He’s constantly frustrated that his hooves don’t have the dexterity required to carry out his plans, and he’s reliant on his petpet for that reason. Speaking of petpets, he’s basically the petpet whisperer.
Why Someone Might Love Them: He is passionate about his ideals and will stand up for anyone he sees being treated unfairly.
Why Someone Might Hate Them: He doesn’t really grasp the idea that pissing off someone who is physically bigger or stronger than you might be a bad idea. He is an anarchist at heart and doesn’t see why he should respect an authority just because some construct placed them above him in their made up hierarchy.
How They Change: As he grows, especially as he is introduced to other siblings and as he forms bonds with people he loves, his views grow less extreme and he gains a more empathetic view of the people around him. Seriously, he starts off as an entitled brat thinking he’s the best thing in the world.
Why You Love Them: He’s my entitled brat who thinks he’s the best thing in the world. Also he’s vulnerable and needs to be protected. Underneath all the prickliness, he has a heart of gold and he really really cares about anyone who’s suffering, including but not related to his loved ones.
Miriam Green
Full Name: Dr. Miriam Green
Gender and Sexuality: Female, probably gay
Pronouns: She/her/her/hers/herself
Ethnicity/Species: Camouflage Ogrin. Anthro.
Birthplace and Birthdate: Somewhere on Neopia.
Guilty Pleasures: Allowing her sessions to run slightly longer than they should, resulting in her staying late to complete her paperwork. It feels good.
Phobias: If she has any, she’s either buried them deep or moved on from them. Mostly she fears the day that Sloth stops listening to her.
What They Would Be Famous For: Expert psychologist, controversially willing to work for Dr. Sloth. Is probably well renowned in the professional community (or until she started working for Sloth).
What They Would Get Arrested For: She’s very savvy and law abiding. If anything it would either be for having collaborated with Sloth or for sneaking something to a patient that she wasn’t supposed to. She has principles.
OC You Ship Them With: None.
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: George Carisen.
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Detective novels. Especially those ones about the old lady whom no one expects to solve the murder but she does it anyway. (Miss Marple expy? Yes.)
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Heterosexual romcom tropes. Her reaction ranges from cringe to shudder. Any kind of abuse=love trope.
Talents and/or Powers: She’s very good at reading people, can often get as much information from what they’re not saying as what they are saying. She holds an amazing level of personal detachment while still caring about her patients’ wellbeing.
Why Someone Might Love Them: Because she is wise and empathetic.
Why Someone Might Hate Them: She Knows Too Much, and because she broke one of her principles when she started working for Sloth.
How They Change: From the moment she steps into the story, she’s pretty much a constant. She’s more of a background character than a main character really, but she plays a crucial role. She may or may not grow to regret her choice depending on how the situation changes and how much abuse of his workforce Sloth thinks he can get away with.
Why You Love Them: She’s a healer type. She’s also kickass at telling people off, and stands up for her patients’ rights when there’s some aspect of the organisation that’s causing them unwarranted anguish or distress.
