Beard Buddy: Get Yours Today!
[23:21] man i keep losing my stylus in my beard
[23:21] this shouldnt happen so much
[23:22] oh good its past 11;20 so i can get entei now
[23:24] drufle do you store extra food in your beard
[23:24] if it has space for a stylus you could definitely fit like, a roll of smarties in there
[23:24] i dont have any smarties around here
[23:25] i have a stick of chapstick
[23:25] should i try with that
[23:25] experiment the first; chapstickbeard
[23:25] score your comfort and manueverability on a 1-5 scale
[23:25] not nearly as stable as the stylus though
[23:25] 1 is the lowest, 5 is the highest
[23:25] well comfort is 5 because i cant even tell its there
[23:26] manuverability is more like a 2 because if i move my head too much it just falls out
[23:26] you know what i see there
[23:26] we will invent a beard cozy
[23:26] so that your beard-held products might remain safely tucked away within thine facial blossoms
[23:27] it's like a pair of earmuffs but instead of having a strap on top of your head they wrap around your beard
[23:27] im having trouble getting the chapstick to sit right again
[23:27] might be a bit too heavy
[23:27] sounds like you need a Beard Buddy
[23:27] i mean the stylus is really light and thin so it just kinda gets lost
[23:27] together we'll go far, kid
[23:28] with my big ideas, and your beard
[23:28] and items to place within your beard
[23:28] we will take the world by storm
