FIGHT! SUPER ROBOT LIFE FORM QUOTE DATABASE

i am an exciting new opportunity for investors to give us money. here we document all the best quotes from irc and the mmo

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Real talk on the discord

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Golurk Yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Edible-Anus-White-Belgian-Chocolate/dp/B00PR33Y3U/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1487052012&sr=8-1&keywords=edible+anus&&linkCode=sl1&tag=boingboing06-20&linkId=cc8c7d884b517c9e2f1226dd8a1fb624

its ya boy streak: i wont click this....

its ya boy streak: im too in public for this

Golurk Yourself: the right decision

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its ya boy streak: its a cool coincidence that widowmakers mom used to tell her that dramatic stuff about spiders, and then she was turned into a strange sort of spider lady

bonzairob: makes me worry about the stuff my mum used to tell me about chocolate anuses

bonzairob: anii

its ya boy streak: strange sort of chocolate anii

bonzairob: not the usual sort

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we are now reading pinkserv fnaf/wwe crossover fanfic and porybot decided to edit it

nWoCEO-Roxy: He stood in front on the hole, and Mike's eyes exploded when he realized just who he was looking at. He brought his hands to his face, almost screaming when he called out his name.

nWoCEO-Roxy: "HULK HOGAN?" he screamed.

Porybot: He stood in front on the hole, and Mike's eyes exploded when he realized just who he was looking at. He brought his penis to his face, almost screaming when he called out his name.

nWoCEO-Roxy: WHAT THE FUCK PORYBOT

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splaphoone: andrew and i found what i think are

splaphoone: enormous statues of sonic the hedgehog

splaphoone: but anthro sonic

Streak: screenshot please

splaphoone: so its just this big muscular naked blue man

Streak: my aesthetic....

AndrewFM: I don't know if the screenshot would be good

AndrewFM: all we could make out was a blue ass

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splaphoone: i got a weird anon earlier saying something about gays controlling hollywood

splaphoone: it was funny

Streak: but the lizards control the gays anyway so ultimately the lizards are still in control of hollywood

Streak: or maybe the lizards ARE the gays

splaphoone: gay lizards

splaphoone: h-how preposterous

splaphoone: *doesn't sweat*

Moppnttef: *licks eyeballs frantically*

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I can't guarantee that there won't be large amounts of shit-throwing monkeys

@eggzero

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Streak: when i get paid im going to buy a new ass

Streak: this ones reliable but there's better ones avaliable now

Streak: like the mythril one

AndrewFM: streak, you don't meet the level requirement for mythril ass

Streak: rude

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uncommon pep

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Golurk: !b squid

pink3: SQUID MIYAZAKI IS RETIRING"

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Drufle: i want to take non-STEM classes to help ease the pain of all the numbers and science

Drufle: but i hate writing

Drufle: what do

Skelestreak: take my class about sonic

Skelestreak: you'll get credit probably

Drufle: do i have to write papers

Skelestreak: im still trying to convince them but im close

Skelestreak: no we just play sonic

Drufle: neat

Drufle: im in

Skelestreak: meet me at the taco bell at midnight

Drufle: can do

Skelestreak: bring a trenchcoat

Drufle: ok

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Skelestreak: you know how soaps always have the company's logo imprinted onto them, does that mean the best valued one would be the company with the smallest logo

Skelestreak: cuz then you get a little bit more soap

Skelestreak: its a conspiricy

Skelestreak: what are they doing with that extra soap

Skelestreak: building some kind of soap god?????

jac-o-lantern: then the best value would be the biggest logo. Once the soap god is complete you want to have backed the right one

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Golurk: there was something about silent hillS

Golurk: with two Very Great and Popular creators behind it

Streak: koJIMA

Streak: and Cher

Streak: dream team

Golurk: !!

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Streak: the goal is to make a dirt factory, which has been the goal of like 5 other minecraft series, and it has never actually gotten to the part where they make some dirt

Golurk: generate dirt??

Golurk: is that even possible with our current technology

Golurk: i dont believe

Streak: it is when you have 200 mods

Streak: also, many types of dirt

Streak: there's even a dirtchest

Golurk: is there a dirtbutt

Streak: it has one storage slot, and it only holds dirt

Golurk: this is important

Streak: you could build one

Golurk: science is amazing

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this reminds me of our welcome mat- have i mentioned this before

the dog chewed the l out

so the mat just says

"WE COME"

the dog knows

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AndrewFM: Drufle

AndrewFM: the lightning was my fault

Drufle: what

Drufle: why

Drufle: i thought streak was the magic one

Streak: i haven't played in like a week

Streak: im dead

AndrewFM: it turns out the passive effect of the bees I was breeding is that they constantly produce lightning bolts

Streak: wasn't there a grave

AndrewFM: everything died

Streak: who died

Streak: what happened

AndrewFM: all the straw golems

AndrewFM: zf's dog

AndrewFM: all dead

Streak: how could you

Streak: the DOG

AndrewFM: oh and then a pig spawned into the map out of nowhere?

AndrewFM: and it walked by the hive

AndrewFM: and turned into an infernal pigman

Drufle: i

Drufle: andrew

Streak: i can't leave you alone for one week can i

Drufle: those bees

Drufle: what are they

fleece: pedigree hellbees

AndrewFM: one of the bees I need to breed for the quest causes anyone who walks near the hive to spotaneously explode

Drufle: ...

Drufle: are you sure theyre bees

AndrewFM: they're hellcreatures

AndrewFM: this was a mistake

fleece: told you

AndrewFM: on the bright side, I'm working on breeding a bee species that produces nether skeleton skulls

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Streak: there was this video on tumblr, but now i cannot find it to show you all

Streak: so imagine it okay

Streak: it was GREAT

AndrewFM: liked and favorited

Streak: thats probably enough to go on

fleece: 10/10 would imagine greatness again

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i cant believe i made lore

this is basically what OCs are right

i cant believe my ocs are animals with hands

i cant believe that one weird trick fleece found out

i HATE him