#drunk advice

[masterrambler]

Drunk advice is the best only advice you'll get outta me

[rainbow-femme]

As someone who has worked at Disney world people always ask for advice for their own trips and while there’s no definitive list of tips I can give everyone without knowing them personally there is one piece of advice I give everyone

Please don’t go to the A Bugs Life attraction

It’s Tough to be a Bug is not good, it’s not fun, it is not a place of honor

I know it’s at the beginning of Animal Kingdom and you want to grab the first attraction you can but I’m begging you. Please listen to me. You won’t like it. It’s not fun bad it’s just bad bad. As someone dragged in it multiple times by people who didn’t believe me in begging you, everyone dislikes it, no one really enjoys it, everyone who didn’t listen to me immediately said afterward “Wow you were right we shouldn’t have done that”

If you are going to Disney world please, from a human being to another, do not do It’s Tough to be a Bug. Kill it. Let it die. Go on Flight of Passage or watch the Festival of the Lion King and don’t waste your time on the worst thing at the park. With your saved time you could go on Mt. Everest.

It’s not Problematic or anything it’s literally just not good and I am trying to use my knowledge to help others. You won’t enjoy it. Love yourself and look at the aardvark next to it instead then move on

[books-and-cookies]

let me tell you, nothing has the energy of yelling “HE KNELT TO THE GROUND AND PULLED OUT A RING AND SAID MARRY ME JULIET YOU NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE”

[theeclecticrainbowwitch]

A tip from drunk me: for witches in the closet; a crystal necklace, if the crystal is heavy enough, works super well as a pendulum. Yup.

[silvercrowmedia-blog]

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[vindi-reeeee]

ALRIGHT KIDS

it's late and im. inebriated so full up that fuckin inbox and I'll give u drunk advice

[afton-inc]

“Make new friends but stick to old, one is silver, the other gold”.

Drunk Advice #1

[books-and-cookies]

My ex and I had a really messy break up (he broke up with me) and yesterday he and I got coffee and caught up and he basically told me his life has gone down hill and now we’re kind of talking again and I’m very confused send help

Faur warning im drunk so i won't give solid advice tonight

If u want him back, go for it, life's too short to keep ourselves away from things because we shouldn't go for them or whatever. Just make sure he wants to get back with yoh for the right reason ❤❤❤