Feb 20, 2022
Husband: quit staring at your drink.
Me: Why? I'm trying to read it like I do tea leaves.
Husband: no hun, it's Sunny D not tea leaves. You're drunk.
Me: Rude.
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Husband: quit staring at your drink.
Me: Why? I'm trying to read it like I do tea leaves.
Husband: no hun, it's Sunny D not tea leaves. You're drunk.
Me: Rude.
A tip from drunk me: for witches in the closet; a crystal necklace, if the crystal is heavy enough, works super well as a pendulum. Yup.
Drunken questions
I think I wanna get drunk tonight, anybody wanna ask questions while I drink later. Will answer them 100% honestly.
Cabbage :) What's currently my path to success? Like, what's blocking me from success and personal growth right now and how do I fix that?
So it seems like it’s not so much what’s getting in the way, but more that you have so much passion and faith in the idea that you know it’ll succeed. And that’s terrifying.
Eventually when something is successful we hold ourselves back from truly letting it thrive. It’s out of a fear of us losing the original idea. Our own preconceived notions of how it’ll go, how it’ll succeed or fail get in our way. Preparedness in this case becomes a prison instead of a tool.
The way out? Push forward anyway. We hit bumps. We hit walls. We hit and we hit andwe hit. Feeling like a moth against a lamp trying to see the sun. Just keep moving forward. Some call it stubbornness, but you and I both know it’s determination and having standards vs settling.
The way you fix it is to flip the bird to those who have gotten in the way in the past and keep doing you. They’re eclipsing your sunlight. You are a light and if you believe in your success, your idea, and your way forward, people will try and steal that light…fuck that. You do you and forget about the extraneous opinions.
Want your own drink reading? Check out this post:https://barberwitch.tumblr.com/post/184795857751/im-only-doing-a-few-tonight-but-ill-be-doing
Emoji spell to enjoy a night at the bars
🥂💃🏻🍻🍺🍹🍾😈🍸😁🥃🍷🍶💃🏻🥂
Another witch wide eyed and shook: “by the pricking of my thumbs something whicked this way comes!”
Me busting down the door, empty whisky bottle in hand: “Zup my spooky bitches let’s see what happens when we mix eye of newt with baboons blood!”
I discovered I love wine🍾🍷