#drunk answer

[madmabzaman]

What's the most memorable "favor" someone has ever asked of you?

"You want me to kiss and tell! How spicy of you... oh alright!" She pouted her lips in thought lighting a cigarette. "Uh I helped a local politician who shall not be named ship his very naughty wife to an asylum. Like the equivelent of sending is hoe of a wife to be a nun."

[madmabzaman]

What do you look for in a ride or die?

Mab downed the last bit of her wine glass. "Ride or Die?" She scrunched her nose and thought for a moment her head bobbing back and forth a little bit. "Well I of course need someone that doesn't mind getting their hands dirty. Has like a partial moral compass..... likes to enjoy themselves maybe a bit to much. Oh god and don't make me hold your fucking hand we're adults I'm not your momma." She thought for a minute like she was done, "Oh and Hot. I know that's really like shallow but so am I and I gotta keep this bad bitch look I got going on."

[half-tabaxi]

What kind of guy do you consider hot?

Carefree, funny ass dudes with a good sense of style, a lot of times they skate lmfaaaaao 🤢🤮

[spacepiratericky-archive]

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drunk message:

[Text From Frida Kahlo:] heeey. ;0 wef fshouldd teamm up for piratesyuff som time. wolud be fun/ 

[seacats-and-spiritwork]

You play Pokémon? Just curious.

Oh my gods I love pokemonI haven’t played since X and Y,but I love pokemon, so muchso so muchto be honest I have no ideawhy I didn’t buy the most recent hoenn remakes since hoenn is a favorite of mine

[skippy-says-hello]

Slurred words

(RNG chooses… Fist!)

Grim tried to keep her bearings. She found it was very hard to balance when she was as drunk as this. “Who Fist? H-He’s extremely quiet. Grim bar-barely knows anything about him… But he’s st-still a good friend and ally.”

[skippy-says-hello]

“slurred words”

Grim was drunk as a skunk. She heard someone ask about her friend, Ratso. “Ratso? Oooh, he-he’s a great *hic* friend. One of the best anyone could have! Grim would do anything to keep things that w-way!”

[thelastofhiskindcenturion]

When you get this ask, list 5 things that make you happy, then pass it on to the last ten people who reblogged from you.

Alright. Drunk answer.

1. Friends like you. I love my frineds. Thank you for sending this to me. I know it’s a meme so it means nothing but it means somethin g to me. you are sweet and cool, thank you. You are important im my life. Thank you Star/Rachel.

2. Books. STORIES ARE SO IMPORTANT. They let you escape from how bad life isu. You can be a magical hero that has problems but inevitably conquers the evil.

3. CRUSH. EMily is so cute. She’s s;mart and funny beautyful. So glad she’s in my life. Life... wow. Can’t belive she’d even be my friend. Hope she likes me someday.

4. did I Say books? Ok,.... alcohol? No. That makes me sound like a drunk. Shows! Really I love anything with a story. Stories are so nice. 

5. Helping people. It’s so good to see people grow and change with the advice and help that you gave them. I love people so much, despite how evil they can be. No matter how much they hurt me, I will always love them. I believe people CAN BE GOOD.