#drunk asks

[hanasnx]

guys i think dad’s drunk

pull down your pampers and let’s see if dads drunk

[i-write-hurt-not-comfort]

i'm so sorry i lowkey disappeared from tumblr. but i'm here to say i'm gonna be drunk later and i'm opening drunk asks as i did many years ago. give me entertainment for the train home. diabolik lovers (i know most of you follow me for diabolik lovers), mochijun novels, or tgcf/erha/yuwu. hit me. give me something stupid.

[askmrnygma]

Hey, what's your thoughts on Questiony the question mark? Since your whole thing is question marks.

(^^ image obviously for reference lmao)

Edward appears a little inebriated while answering this.

What the hell is that meant to be? God, get it away from me. Ugh! don't like it. Don't like mascots.

[mandycantdecide]

tell me a song, i'll listen, and i'll rate it

[headlesssamurai]

You seem obsessed with death and sex.

Oughtn't more of us be so?

侍 headless

[little-one00]

you're lovely do you think you would make a good fish (as in the aquatic creatures)

I would be an excellent fish. I love water. I would be a beautiful pink fish with cool fins. Like a beta fish but like one that would be like social and shit bc I know beta fish like their own tanks. I need like one other fish to be chill with you know????

[thatoneurchin]

HI!!! I literally made a tumblr account just to ask you this but will you ever upload more of drunk walk home on ao3? it's quite literally my favorite thing ever and i've been checking like once a month, i see other people waiting and i see that you're active and i was just wondering. PLEASE!!! <33

I will! I didn’t realize there was such a jackienat demand but I shall deliver 🫡

[gothicbabydollz]

Dom!Az and Dom!Cass?

please forgive me if this is terrible. it’s rushed and i’m very much intoxicated :)

Azzy

dom!az is a fucking tease

he’s the type to sneak up behind you, wrap his arms around you, hold you close…

litter your neck with not so innocent kisses, getting you all worked up, needy, desperate, excited

and disappear a minute or two later

azriel wants to see how riled up you get before he finally has his way with you later that night

there would be a lot of groping when others weren’t looking

a lot of whispering filthy things in your ear to leave you whimpering and begging

“you look so pretty, i could eat you up, bunny.”

“you have no idea how much i want to get on my knees and lick that little cunt until you’re making a mess all over my face”

“behave, bunny. i don’t want anyone else smelling your sweep arousal.”

“i bet if i lift your dress up right now, my cock would slide right in, wouldn’t it?”

“such a greedy little thing. can’t last a single day without needing filled, can you? you want my cock, bunny? tell me how much you want my cock.”

and when he finally has you to himself?

best believe you’ll be climaxing until you pass out

azriel will take you apart several times on his fingers and his tongue before he sheaths his cock within you

he’ll have you sobbing from the pleasure as he takes you from behind

leaving handprints on your arse and bruises around your wrists from where he’s tied you up

he’ll have you gagged with a hand around your throat

“quit your whining, this is what you wanted.”

“begging me to fuck you all day like the little whore you are.”

cassie

dom!cassian is rough and desperate

he needs to fuck you many times throughout the day

and doesn’t give a fuck who hears

i feel like he’s the type of male to occasionally pinch your nose while you’re gagging on his cock

he’d be such a dick about it too

“what’s the matter, baby? struggling? make me cum and maybe i’ll consider letting you breathe.”

when cassian gets riled up, he’ll drag you into another room and take you right there

bent over a table while he ruts into you, urging you to moan and scream his name for everyone to hear

and you do, his cock feels so good inside you. how could you not?

“that’s it. there’s my good little slut. scream for me.”

cassian will “reward” you for being so good to him later on in the night

making you ride his face until you can’t hold yourself upright any longer

let’s just say…cassian’s a horndog

during the night, you’ll wake up to him thrusting his cock into your cunt

a large palm clamped over your mouth

because he also loves the sounds of your muffled moans

“shhh, baby. just need to feel you”

“it’s okay, i’ve got you, go back to sleep. daddy’s right here. you’re okay”