#drunk austin

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To add to the infinitely long list of hardcore lines from modern media, might I add: "Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood."

Hell of a lot harder than "Get off your high horse" I'll say

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Lion/Tiger/Jaguar/any other big cat: *doing its thing, being a peak predator animal*

All of us: ooooooohhhhhhhh look at the kitty!!!!!!!! 🐱🐱🐱🐱❤❤❤❤😍😍😍😍😍

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Hot take: The most emotional deaths on GoT are Pyp and Gren during the assault on Castle Black

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I am wary of this fight. Not because I am tired, but because our struggle seems to move in one direction only: towards chaos. Today I have more questions than answers. This is why I have come so far, to find clarity, so that I may better understand the purpose of our fight...and my place in it. Should anything happen to me, should my skills fail me or my ambition lead me astray, do not seek retribution or revenge in my memory, but fight to continue the search for truth, so that all may benefit. My story is one of many thousands, and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon.

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D'Arcy Carden and Stephanie Beatriz are the most attractive women on TV at the moment.

Fight me.

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Here's the thing about all those songs that turn into memes: all bangers, just straight up jams. Dont believe me? Every Time We Touch, Bring Me To Life, Sound of Silence, hell, even Never Gonna Give You Up, all deserving of the music hall of fame. Fight me.

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It's a good thing I'm single, if I were in a relationship I'm not sure how I would reconcile my feelings between my significant other and my one true love: pasta

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Right! I'm supposed to be super drunk rn and incomprehensibly sharing my mood umm....

.....#mood? #big mood? #am I right?

Idk what the children are all about nowadays