#drunk charles

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Charles drunkenly deciding that it would be fun to roll down the stairs in his chair. Erik, who always uses his powers to keep up with Charles (at least when he’s drunk) catches him just in time but, instead of stopping him and scolding him for it just gently floats him down instead.

After this, Charles decides it’s fun and repeatedly rides the elevator up then Erik has to float him down before he rolls down them. (Erik complains but the drunken laughter makes it worth it.)

[azrael-fallen]

[thegayestchurchgoer89-blog]

In which Charles is drunk and text Erik a shitty pick up line. Erik is secretly amused.

[ask-charles-smith]

What triggered you to drink a lot tonight? Where's Arthur?

"Don't see why a man can't just have some fun. Forget some things for a while. Don't even remember what I was trying to forget... Guess it worked then." He seems almost pleased with himself at the realization, which is not a good thing at all. "Hm? Arthur? Not sure. Probably out doing good man things because he's a good man and I won't ever stop saying it. I love him."

[ask-charles-smith]

By now, what's the most attractive thing/person you heard from other guys but never met in person?

"Hearing about attractiveness..." He glances down at his hands and the empty drink container there. "Um like when I hear about people caring for nature and animals. I like that. Its nice." A surprising sentiment considering how drunk he is. "Yeah, that's attractive to me."

[ask-charles-smith]

Favorite place to cum on/in? *🍺

"Hm. You assume I have one. Well, I guess everyone has to have one." Charles pauses to try and think, taking another drink as he does. "Inside. Yeah inside is good, its warm and makes less mess." He then chuckles at how he made that rhyme.

[ask-charles-smith]

Have you ever hit on someone while drunk?

“Maybe?” He looks genuinely confused, like he can’t recall. Which, if he was drunk when he did it then he likely won’t be able to remember. “Depends on the person. Probably hit on a few pretty ladies, but never took it farther than that. Probably? I’d hit on Arthur all day. Probably a few others...” he drops into innane rambling after that, about who all he’d hit on while drunk.

[ask-charles-smith]

Do you know Albert Mason? If so, what are your thoughts on him?

Charles hummed a bit and rubs his jaw in though. “Yeah. Yeah, heard Arthur mention him a few times. Something about a nature... something or other. Can’t remember if I have ever met him right now though...”

(Hah sorry anon, didn’t know if you wanted a drunk response or not 😅 you can resend it I’d you want and he’ll answer when he’s sober.)