Okay headcanon debate time. Are the snow sisters lightweights when it comes to drinking alcohol?
Because I very easily Anna handling it pretty well while Elsa is a total wreck after one (1) sip of liquor. (Depending on her mood when she has the drink, she'll either be a very loud reveler or a sobbing mess)
Now you may say "But Elsa has been proven to have excellent cardio!" Yes but do you think that this nerd tried out booze when she was isolated all those years? That type of beverage that is well-known for making you lose control? Absolutely tf not
While Anna definitely sneaked out undercover to the harbor several times during her teenage years to have beer with the sailors
If we do get a post-Frozen series telling events that happened in the 3 year gap before Frozen 2, we need one episode of Elsa trying booze for the first time
I just...wanted to write drunk Elsa. Haha.
Now this was supposed to be way sillier, but only Elsa got drunk and her thoughts are a lot of “CONTROL YOURSELF GIRL” and also “why did i say that”.
Anna’s there too btw. And there’s a lotta fluff. Enjoy!
One drink, two drinks, and however many drinks it was she honestly had no idea. Elsa tried to be composed and graceful as she sipped the wine but after Anna expressed she didn't like the taste and handed over the whole bottle, things got a little blurry. The only thing Elsa could be sure of was the way Anna smelled that warm night as she buried her nose against her neck and inhaled.
A perfect cinnamon cake, that's what she smelled like and what she was and Elsa wanted to nibble. When she did she was met with a giggle and Anna's hands on her shoulders, pushing just slightly. "Elsa, that tickles!" she told her and Elsa leaned back.
She was greeted by the perfect view of Anna's big eyes and sweet freckled face, hair a bit out of order as Elsa had buried her hands in it moments before while kissing her lips. She straddled her on the couch in the quiet library, Anna's body pressed comfortably back into the cushions while she gazed at Elsa.
They'd each changed into their nightgowns, Anna in her traditional green and pink. Elsa had decided on something that resembled a much simpler loose hanging version of the white gown she loved to wear in 'spirit mode' as she had called it that night. She would have preferred to wear nothing because after the second glass that just sounded nice but as they were in the library and not a bedroom, Anna said she better stay dressed.
As Elsa climbed all over her she thought about what a pity that was because Anna was warm and solid and beautiful beneath her. When she'd finished her bottle some time ago all her attention had turned on the redhead. She couldn't help herself as she ran her palms over Anna's chest, thinking about rubbing her perfect little nipples and sucking on them.
Anna let out a sharp gasp and then pushed at her again. "Elsa! Not here! We can go up to the bedroom, alright?" she told her. Why hadn't they started there...? Oh yea, they were going through some books while Elsa had her wine, and the book Elsa had given up on was still open on the floor. She had no idea why she thought wine and books was going to be a good idea.
"Mmm, alright," she slurred out and instead of getting off her sister she took her face in her hands to kiss her again, lips meeting lips as she closed her eyes happily.
She'd been a bit drunk before. She'd been drunk and realizing her feelings for Anna. She'd never been totally drunk while in an intimate relationship with the person she was head over heels in love with and it left her wanting to do nothing but touch and kiss and ramble. She wanted to tell her the most romantic things while shoving her tongue in her mouth and her hand under her gown.
Her long hair fell forward over her shoulders as her tongue slipped In Anna's mouth and Anna's arms found their way around her again. Elsa couldn't kiss her hard and deep enough as her head swam and she felt like she was wavering in place. Was it arousal or the alcohol? It was probably both she reasoned, especially as her mind traveled again to the desire to slip her hands where she shouldn't. Her skin was always soft and pleasing to the touch, whether she was holding her hand or tracing her feet or spreading her thighs.
How had she ever lived without Anna? Would she ever be able to get enough of her to be satiated even for a day?
Elsa let out a small moan when she ended the kiss, her nose brushing Anna's. "If only I could just steal you away, you and me and I'll show you how I love you more and more each sunrise," she whispered to her, not quite knowing where it came from. It had just spilled out and she wanted Anna to hear everything.
Anna's cheeks reddened, but she was smiling. Her eyes held a soft light to them and she hugged Elsa closer. "Tell me more," she murmured and Elsa melted against her.
Still there was her urge to pleasure Anna and watch her arching her back against the bed, but overtaking it in her inebriated state was a burst of adoration. Her fingers stroked Anna's face. "I would take you somewhere far that only we can reach, somewhere nobody else even knows, far away from here with the walls and doors and portraits that got all too much of your time. Far away from where there's paperwork and meetings with the tiresome and aggravating, where country representatives and a council of suits take our time from one another." No one could separate them again, no mother and father thinking the safest way was the best, no voice penetrating her very skull to summon her away, none of any of that. "I'd take you there and devote my every second and every word to you," Elsa kissed her forehead once, twice, a third time.
Against her Anna sighed. "Oh Elsa, you know I love Arendelle...but how I wish sometimes we could do that," she said as she leaned her cheek on Elsa's chest. "I'd follow you to the ends of the earth and then some."
Even as loopy as she was Elsa knew that was true. "I love you Anna, I love you so much. I care for Arendelle but where your courageous heart beats is my home. My home..." She nuzzled the top of Anna's fluffy little head. "My home..." In her head she was saying it so romantically and smoothly, but the last two words had come out very slurred.
Anna giggled and it was sweeter than the sound of music. "Elsa, you're so very drunk. I love you too, though. I refuse to ever let you go again. You'll always be home," she assured her and Elsa didn't know if she wanted to kiss her until she couldn't breathe or just cry.
Elsa kept nuzzling and when she opened her mouth so that more sappy words could trickle from her lips, she inhaled Anna's hair and made a very gross 'Ack!' sound, pulling her head up and back suddenly, leaning too far from her sister. If Anna didn't have a good tight grip she definitely would have tumbled to the floor. "Uh..." she managed as the world spun.
"And that's our cue, I think. Elsa, let me take you up to bed," Anna told her, starting to stand which forced Elsa to also move herself to her feet. Still, Anna held her. "Are you steady on your feet at all?"
She wasn't, she felt like she was on ice...probably because a thin layer of ice had formed along the bottom of her blue slippers. That was never an issue when she was sober, but she could tell she would slide a bit. "I'm fiiiine," she told Anna, who didn't look entirely convinced. "Come on come on, let's get up to the bed. I wanna-" She smirked and held up two fingers, wiggling them.
They were her forefinger and her pinky.
"So...I'm not sure you went for what you thought you were there," Anna told her one second before bursting into cute laughter. She gulped and then laughed some more, her hands clutching the fabric on Elsa's hips to keep herself somewhat stable. "Elsa!"
Elsa offered a brief mocking laugh before raising her forefinger to her own lips and running her tongue around the tip. She looked at Anna through half-lidded eyes with a smile before flicking her finger with her tongue. Her free hand shot to the lower half of Anna's nightdress to start pulling it up.
The licking had worked for only a moment as Anna had begun to stare and her laughter quieted. However when her gown began to lift, she grabbed Elsa's wrist. "Elsa I said not here!"
The response was a giggle. "Let's do it on the couch."
"No! Some of the staff and guards are still up and may be around, and while they may not bother us, I still don't exactly want to be seen," Anna told her, still holding her wrist. "I promise you, as soon as we get to the bedroom, I'll lose the clothes and you..." Her cheeks were red again.
She was cute. She was so cute! Well, Elsa always knew she was adorable but for so long she hadn't even been allowed to tell her that, thirteen years of not being able to tell the most important person in her life how lovable she happened to be. And then she left her like the world's biggest, dumbest idiot! Some 'spirit' she was. "You're so, you're so..." She definitely heard her own slur then.
"I sure am," Anna agreed and started once again to try and bring her toward the door, letting go of her wrist to take her arm. "Come on, oh gracious fifth spirit. If only the other four could see you!"
"Well they won't because I'm here and not there!" Elsa stated with conviction. "I'm not in Ahtohallan, I'm here with the most attractive woman I have ever seen," she said and she had only been led a few steps before she stopped again.
Anna let out an exasperated sigh. "What now? Bedroom means me naked, remember!?"
Elsa was taking the second to wiggle her arm out of Anna's as she slid behind her, placing her hands on her hips. Thinking of Ahtohallan had somehow bridged to another thought in her mind and she just had to say it - given how long she kept every thought to herself, she didn't feel bad. "You know, speaking of Ahtohallan..." She circled Anna with her arms and pressed her chest to her back.
"...Um, yes...?"
Elsa leaned her face forward on Anna's shoulder and turned to kiss the shell of her ear, even nibble a little. "It's really, too bad, you know, that I didn't think of you like this before the ice took me over, I'm sure the heat would have been enough to melt half the glacier," she whispered, then trying to go for Anna's neck as she squeezed her.
There was silence. And then-
"Elsa..." Anna was pulling away, turning in her arms. Elsa blinked when Anna's eyes met hers, looking sad. "I don't...I don't want to think about that right now, okay? Surely we'll talk about it sometime but the thought of you fr-frozen-" She stopped and swallowed, obviously not wanting to say more.
Even as drunk as Elsa was, she understood. She looked down and surprisingly it wasn't to oggle Anna's chest. "Um, sorry, I don't know why I...I don't..." Why had she said that? Did she really think that was romantic or hot? "...Sorry." She felt like a jerk.
"It's alright, Elsa." Anna laid her palm along one of Elsa's cheeks. "It's the wine. Still I just, I can't think about you down there again, I..." She was taking a deep breath, then another, and Elsa recognized it as Anna trying to keep away any tears.
She took the hand against her face, holding it there as she turned and nuzzled Anna's palm. She kissed it slowly, deliberately and looked back at Anna. "Then, we won't think about it anymore. We'll think about the here and now, we'll just think about each other."
A little smile tugged at the corners of Anna's mouth. "Yes, please. That would be perfect. If you want to think about heat just focus on what we're going to do."
That meant sex, obviously, but Elsa had forced herself to focus, to stop acting like a nut so she didn't mess up again. And so, she was able to not blurt out something about her fingers or making Anna bite the pillow even if it took all of her willpower. "Okay. So I'll just think about you," she said. She lowered their hands. "Take me to bed please, Anna."
Anna hesitated and continued to look at her. Then she leaned in to kiss Elsa, slowly and deeply as she wrapped an arm around her. When Anna initiated kisses like that, when they weren't in a passionate moment, she could feel so much from it. She could feel Anna's soul touching hers, healing hers with her sweet and gentle way. She could feel the sun on her shoulders.
When Anna pulled back she looked calm again. She looked happy as if Elsa never voiced her terrible thought. That calmness soothed Elsa. She smiled at Anna, and Anna smiled back.
"Alright, you lush," Anna said quietly and finally started them moving toward the door. "Let's go get out of these gowns for the night."
Elsa had an image of Anna laid out naked on the bed, arms open and inviting Elsa down on top of her. Oh, she was back to feeling excited again! That also brought back her giggle. "Yes-let's hurry!"
Both woman finally made it to the door and out of the library, their laughs echoing off the walls.
