A/N: Woweee here we go, at this point I’m just getting started with my drinks but we’ll see how this escalates... also I’ll deliberately leave in some typos because I just have crowned myself the queen of typos so yeah... ENJOY!
(sober edit; yeah there are a lot of typos so hope you can somewhat read it smoothly, I translated some of the more difficult ones, and yes I did actually do some research for this, also BTS is coming in the future, although I have no idea when or which one of the admins will write it but this was so fun I’m definitely gonna want to do something like this again)
(writtewn by drunk!Fay)
(this that actually gave me an idea, if you want drunk!admins in the same way we’ve done exo, monsta x and got7 let us know because idk i think it could be funny and you’d get to know the unfiltered side of us lol)
alrighh t woop woop wopp BRRRRR here we goo
MOERK
so i have a feeing that at first he’s as silent and quiet as normaly
just sitting at the sidd,e
listenignt o others covnersation
an just GIGGLING’
but if someone caals him
“hey mark” “YAAS BITCH”
lowkey sass
has the “asian glow”
but doesnt want anyione to see it bc our boi is from MURICA
a litte after that though
gest sleepy
so he finds a quiet vorner/room to sleep in
or calls rimself a cab cause he’s a responsible youngman
(sober edit; i forgot to mention how i think Mark’s soo lightweight and I even laughed about it for like 10 minutes straight but then forgot about it but yeah boi is lightweight af)
JAWBUTT
insists heäs not drunk
his face revealds the truth tho he’s red af
BUTT GRABS
especially MArk bc lets bbe honesy
he jusr want s to dfeel like a maknae for a hwblw,e (translation; for a while)
also fLIRTY af
liike if it’s a party and he ses tomeone he lieks
before anyone can stop him he’s other there (translation; over there)
i’f he’d (translation; if he’s) just with the other memberds and they proboke (translation; provoke) him oh oGD
‘bboying, or actually more like jst shaking his bod all aroujdny
although he seems like he’s going too wild, he knows his limits and rarely end up having a hangover (sober edit; WOW A SENTENCE good job drunk Fay)
WANGGAEKING’
doesnt feel anything with the first fwew drinks
so he drink somre nore
an dBOOM sudenly it all goes to his head
cant stay still!! needs to move around
doesnt stay around for too hong kong tho (sober edit; I... I tried to write ‘long’ but then a typo happened and it was ‘kong’ and I was like “LOL he’s from hong kong let’s write that” please excuse my lame ass)
“hold on jstt one sedcond i’ll be RIGHT baxck”
yu wiait and wait qand waitr and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait
doesnt come back
when at the end og the party you ask someone
he went home alrrady
the reason being
wants to talkjt o everyone so he just chages a few wordss with one person before already moving onto th enect (translation; the next) one becyaue he remembrs he wanted to talj to this one perosn and its just a never enedign cycle
after talking to akl those other people he jsur nevr rememebrd to come abck to you before he felt too sleepy
“I*M YOUR MOM”
acutally not a mom
he can’t mom anyone right noe
he’s the one who has to be mommed
lowest alcohol tolerance soooooo
one SIP of the drink adndd
he be WILDIJng
jumping up and down onthe coush, tables, anywherre
beer after beer afte beer
in the end he wants to maje sur eeveryone had fun and is safe
even though he cant assurr that himself
hell ask everyone
“is bamabm still here? has yugyeom drank water?”
fights sleep util someo can comfirm everyone’s okay
SUNHINESSS
bayby bi (sober edit; okay SO that’s supposed to say ‘baby boi’ but... I guess that works too)
ENGRISH
“the last one standign” as he himself once declared
worries about everything
“guys TURN DowN THE VOluME!! YOu’LL SacRe COco!”
is being loud himself
he wouldnt be, it’s just-
“we gonna flyyhYYYHYYhyyyyHyyyWOOAh” (sober edit; I tried to find a video clip to link to this one but I didn’t but I’m pretty sure you know, if you don’t it’s from that one vlive)
his singing and laughign thatäs laugh
skinsuoå!! (translation; skinship) like even more than when he’s sobrr
hangin onto his hyjungs arms
or if heäs denied
he’s huggin anythign he can
pillows, poles, cock, himseld,, (sober edit; JESUS that’s supposed to say... tbh I can’t even remember but it was perfectly innocent okay) (oh right it was supposed to say Coco but, you know... typos)
KunPIDMOOs aka BAMBAMMIE FOR4v3r!!!!! (sober edit; I was suddenly pissed at fans hating on him)
fietsjm, nosies (translation; uummm.. ‘firstly’? probably yeah, and ‘noises’)
SAASSHYYY
runs around the place complaining abou taestheticS
like he lights up candles and dims the lights
otherwise he wont drink, he needs a nice, clasddy envuronment
just becauser he wants to seem liek a cool giuy for the ladies
but uses cringey pick up lines
idk lik 2″wanna hear this sonf Jacjson taught me he heard it from Namjoon SunBaeNim”
*starts singing rich girl with his poer vocals* (sober edit; rich girl- I meant expensive girl but apparently remembered the title wrongly)
one second he’s hyper, the next he’s snoring’
C_RACkheas
if you didnt’e alrady guess
he’d danging
excessiveness butt shakes
the girks lowkey thinks he’s gay because he just dances to fiercely
constant bathroom rujsn
he diappeated (translation; disappeared) once again
you alrrady kno w he’s in the toilet for the thousandth time
so you go
and theres a long line in front of the door
he duck ing passed out on the toilet (sober edit; I suddenly didn’t wanna swear because I was like “Yugy is so smol even tho he’s a giant I can’t swear in front of him so that’s why ‘duck ing’)
so you get someone to get him out of there
(poor mark/jaebum/youngjae/whoever has to basically carry them to the dorms)
it’s like magic, first he’s busting moves and thenhe canät find ebough strenght to even stand by himself
