#drunk lady

[ciccerone]

[lunar-goodness]

Remembering fondly a moment pre covid when a drunk woman passed me on the sidewalk and really wanted a bite of my gelato so I gave her one... not a care in the world.

[thedawgsblog]

SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK

SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK

SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK

Florida woman, 19, ‘offered a deputy oral sex if he’d give back her confiscated Juul’ because she needed it ‘for anxiety’ after she was arrested for urinating in front of a squad car

Madison Ann Bryant, 19, was arrested on Sunday in Leesburg, Florida

Cops found her ‘heavily intoxicated’ sitting on the median of the US 27 highway

She urinated in front of a deputy’s…

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[penciladdictontheweb]

“BEEP” for Chary

A drunk text (OH NO) "I really want chicken. or a hot boyfriend. but I'm not about the commitment, and I'm really craving HFC." (Hell’s Fried Chicken/Children.) She stared at the phone for a moment. “Do you have fried food?” @girlishgiggle

[siegelst]

ok yall i’m looking for the tumblr post of the comic drawing of a lady making fun of llamas and it then shows a gif of the lady in real life?? yall know this post please send the link to me

[naijadiary]

Watch As Drunk Lady Flashes Her Bum In A Plane While T w e r k i n g In Front Of Other Passengers

Watch As Drunk Lady Flashes Her Bum In A Plane While T w e r k i n g In Front Of Other Passengers

In a video which emerged online, a drunk woman can be seen tw*rking and then flashing her bumbum to fellow passengers on a Spirit Airlines flight after she was asked to turn off her cellphone before take-off.

The Footage shows the moment the woman noticed she has an audience and then shouts: ‘record all you f****ing want” before she bends over, flashes her buttocks to the entire plane and twerks…

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[macabregoddess]

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Lastnight Nov 19th, 2018 - 1am

Eri and I went to the Brightwaters Inn to chill with our friend, Anthony. Ordered some food and drinks, then sat down at the far right of the bar with our friend and two acquaintances.

One of the two women was a 41 yr old X-ray doctor. It was my first time meeting her. When she saw me, she couldn't help but approach me. She was literally standing within my personal space and I could tell she was really drunk.

I don't know what her problem was, but she kept complimenting me, asking me personal questions about my life then criticizing me when I'd answer, but then go back to saying "you're so beautiful", "You could actually be a model and make so much money", "what are you doing?", etc.

I've never had some stranger just come up to me, gawk at me then start hating on me, then back to gawking, then hating again.

I felt so uncomfortable, but the woman she was with is a really cool person. I explained what happened with her drunk friend and she literally set her straight right infront of Eri and I. Apparently, she tends to "lose it" a bit and her friend needs to tell her to chill out every now and then. lol

It's just so weird tho, ever since I moved to New York I've had an abnormal amount of people compliment me like I'm this amazingly beautiful being. I'm really not use to that because I've never perceived myself to such a level of beauty. I consider myself pretty, but I don't just go around flaunting myself like some narcissistic asshole.

Anyway, We ate all the food, got a lil tipsy, had some great laughs and great conversations, dropped Anthony off, smoked with him for a bit then headed home for the night.

Strange, but fun night.

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[ladyinthebluebox]

If there is one person on this Earth that is able to get me drunk it’s definitely my brother.

Yup. I’m drunk. Slightly.