Feb 23, 2022
I offer you, a young, drunk, blond Sebastian
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I offer you, a young, drunk, blond Sebastian
Remember folks. Its only ever okay to spike your date's drink if; they're Super Soldier's who A) know you're doing it and B) you doing so is the only way he's gonna get drunk tonight.
OMG thank u. So I just love the idea of being at an after party at a fancy hotel and you're both pleasantly buzzed and giggly. A few gentle pats of your ass, a playful pinch of his bum and he's pulling you close in a corner, hands exploring every inch of you. "I don't know if we can make it home princess" he murmurs in your ear, squeezing your ass with both hands. You reply, biting your lip "let's go upstairs & get a room". To put it less eloquently, I wanna gargle that buzzed boys balls
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY Sweet Anon😍
I am SO into this scenario. Everyone would get tired of how many "we're at a party and we're tipsy/drunk" stories I could continue writing. How many do I have so far? It's definitely a theme and on brand for me 🍷🥂🍸🍹
And now I can add gin and tonic to the party...
A new Cat and Faerie Mormor story! This one is funny! Before it gets all feelsy. What happens if you take Jim Moriarty camping? Find out, in:
In Tent to Murder
Jim Moriarty would never go camping in a million years... or so he thought! Until his Tiger hatches a scheme to kill a group of criminals in their compound in the woods... which involves setting up camp in order to spring their surprise. But first... Jim will have to survive the horrors of the great outdoors (insects in the air! fish in the water! drinking too much and having feelings!) And Sebastian will have to survive an adorable psychopath long enough to drag out his feelings for a lovelorn sniper.
Chapter One: Some Sylvan Hellscape
is now up.
Read it on AO3
Fast last 2018 sketch and ink while I’m waiting for everyone to arrive at the party. Happy New Year all!! (Don’t be like Sebastian, drink responsibly)
@velvetmeridian I LOVED all your drunk Sebs, I had to sketch my own :)
Chapter Two: Leaves, Twigs, and Elderberries
As I open my mouth, there's a knock on the door. "Room service!"
I sigh, roll my eyes, sneak to the door, peek under it - one pair of shoes and a trolley, and the smell of chips. Either the best-prepared assassins in the world, or genuine room service. I'll take my chances on the latter.
I open the door and let the guy in. He is about to launch into a spiel about the wine, but I tell him it's absolutely fine and thank you very much, press a tenner in his hand and escort him out.
I hand you a plate of chips, pour obscene amounts of ketchup on mine, and start eating.
"Right, where were we... I get to start, right? OK, I choose... truth."
Read it on AO3!
So sad, I don’t wanna go home he’s my friend and I love him
I love toasted Seb😭😭😭
SO DO I. I want to have several drinks. I want to do some shots. I want drunken karaoke. ADDITIONALLY I would like a couple of bottles of wine with a long indulgent dinner, and then walking home on quiet streets feeling like I'm floating. Don't even get me STARTED on having some drinks on a beach day (I'm from Long Island and it's not summer without Rocket Fuel on Fire Island). How about some brunch cocktails, hair of the dog after a long fun night of debauchery?
I swear I'm not an alcoholic 😂